We broke up because...

FabulousFantasticFifty

She wanted me to be her Mommy too!

Spnneil06

I called her a hot mama once and she won't let it go.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I always tell her I hate the word "HOT" she never ever listens to what I have to say!

Alisontheice

I drank all the tea. Sorry

TigerLilly98a

Was too cold

Alisontheice

She stopped questioning me

shoppingmaniac86

She preferred men lol thank god because I did too

Alisontheice

She ran off with a man

Spnneil06

She ran off with my brother! Turns out she was after him the whole time.

ZeeShay

Introduced me to her brothers lol

Spnneil06

Knew about a second brother that I had no idea existed and didn't tell me.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Turns out her Brother was my Brother

Spnneil06

We were related!!

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Alisontheice

He was cute and tiny so I put him in my pocket and I guess lost him somewhere oops

Spnneil06

too many margaritas. It will be back on tomorrow.

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vypressme

Kept calling me "Luke"

Spnneil06

Didn't like my pet name for them.

buffer221

being called fluffy poodle in public was just too embarrassing

Spnneil06

Thought I was too affectionate in public.

buffer221

clinging onto me as if glued when we went about just a little weird

Timshel_

Can't standing Buffering

Spnneil06

had weird names for sexy time.

Timshel_

Kept singing Let It Go from Frozen when it was 'O' time for me.
awkward

Spnneil06

He didn't enjoy my nightly Opera performance.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Her singing broke all the windows in the house and the screen on my IPhone!

blu_de_ville

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

Her singing broke all the windows in the house and the screen on my IPhone!

Hated the sound of my voice

SuzyQAzureblue

She sang the strangest lyrics so I had to go

blu_de_ville

SuzyQAzureblue wrote: »

She sang the strangest lyrics so I had to go

Kept correcting my lyrics to rap songs