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We broke up because...
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Dirty liar...
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I stopped shaving..you know where
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Never bathed0
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You said you liked crusty bits 0
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Misunderstood me0
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Miss understood me... wrong!0
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said I was always wrong.0
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Could never get anything right0
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He always thought he was right0
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She constantly said I was wrong0
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he was consistently Wrong! It's not just me, just ask his Ex!0
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She was in denial about her wrongness......new word lol0
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She was always trying to publish her own dictionary and flipped out when noone would!0
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Liked 'F' words too much0
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He took the "F" outta fun ... Very much too "un" for me0
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He thought i was boring0
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Was a Prude! He just about had a heart attack when i said "Forget this Friggen flavorless fritter and give me a flippen Frankfurter and Fanta!"0
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His battleship was known for prematurely exploding0
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I accidentally ran his cape through the washer and dryer instead of sending it to the dry cleaner as requested. He was so upset when it came out the size of a handkerchief that he said he never wanted to see me again.0
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She wasn't happy with the sizes of a few of my things -- It was shrinkage I tell ya' shrinkage!0
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She stole Batman away from me!0
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I didn't steal him I borrowed himFabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She stole Batman away from me!
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Always borrowed my stuff without asking!0
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Beast_Mode_Engaged wrote: »She thinks Batman can beat Superman.
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Always borrowed my stuff without asking!
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Didnt believe me when I told her I was Wonder Woman!0
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