We broke up because...

blu_de_ville

Didn't have enough junk in her trunk

Mr_Stabbems

she broke it

slimgirljo15

See ...see the mean things she said to me
I got plenty of junk

blu_de_ville

Said I was mean I was just pushing her to be the best she can be

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She was afraid of lima beans.

slimgirljo15

He wanted to force feed me lima beans

blu_de_ville

Didn't believe in my magic beans

Mrj183

my bean stalk wasnt the only she was climbing

blu_de_ville

Accused me of climbing another stalk...

slimgirljo15

His bean stork had been all over the place

blu_de_ville

Wanted to have a baby didn't understand we were both women

slimgirljo15

Never heard of donor sperm

47Jacqueline

Didn't mention that it was all about babies

blu_de_ville

I wasn't ready to settle

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Mrj183

didnt let me have a bite of her burger

slimgirljo15

Didn't like the bite and scratch marks i left

RNGRZulu

Had to replace the bedroom door because of the biting and scratching she did to try and escape

PewterSky

Sold all my designer dresses on eBay so he could fund a trip to vegas... without me.

slimgirljo15

She wouldn't go anywhere with me

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Wouldn't bite me hard enough.

PewterSky

The duck was more important than me.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

PewterSky wrote: »

The duck was more important than me.

Well, damn she's got me there...

slimgirljo15

She was jealous of our pets

PewterSky

She had multiple personalities...I never knew who it was I was interacting with.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

It was all business with her.

slimgirljo15

Forgive me...i will be good .....i don't want to break up

PewterSky

Her pet alligator hated me.

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WendingHill

She had an alligator paranoia.