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  • oberon0124
    oberon0124 Posts: 10,527 Member
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    I had my head UP MY *kitten*!!!!
  • syedaounabbas
    syedaounabbas Posts: 1,379 Member
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    oberon0124 wrote: »
    I had my head UP MY *kitten*!!!!
    Couldn't find his head anywhere. Ultrasound made it clear where it was. :D
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He said his last guy was much more flexible than me, kept comparing us!
  • syedaounabbas
    syedaounabbas Posts: 1,379 Member
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    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    He said his last guy was much more flexible than me, kept comparing us!
    She had trouble bending over. It was no fun at all.
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
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    She spread vicious rumours about me and turned my whole family against me
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    She was really paranoid!
  • Travis_2
    Travis_2 Posts: 1,445 Member
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    She was off her meds
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He showed his butt to everyone he saw, our priest dreaded sundays because of him!
  • Travis_2
    Travis_2 Posts: 1,445 Member
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    She was on her knees more outside of church, than in church..
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
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    She was quick to follow the "norms" of society
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Asked me for a 3some didnt realise that didn't include me :s
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
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    She wanted to be included in EVERYTHING. I never got any me-time.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He never wanted us time, only me time. Turned out Me was his girlfriends name.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Never included me in anything...I had to find other people and activities to occupy my time ;)
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
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    I motorboated too vigorously.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Was a little too young to participate in our 3 somes
  • Fvaisey
    Fvaisey Posts: 5,506 Member
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    Got tired of looking for his abs...
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
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    Was grumpier than Grumpy Cat
  • RejsGirl
    RejsGirl Posts: 198 Member
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    there was no room for me in the bed
  • jiigglybutt
    jiigglybutt Posts: 345 Member
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    she poured her milk first, and then her cereal

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