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We broke up because...

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  • RNGRZulu
    RNGRZulu Posts: 3,964 Member
    She would always borrow my things then lose them
  • 3AAnn3
    3AAnn3 Posts: 3,054 Member
    She said if I didn't fix up my face, she wouldn't take me anywhere.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    She wasn't too thrilled when I told her I wanted to have a mermaid themed wedding.
  • akris2
    akris2 Posts: 362 Member
    She got pissed when she discovered she wasn't the only mermaid around town.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    akris2 wrote: »
    She got pissed when she discovered she wasn't the only mermaid around town.

    Stop saying that! I was the only one! :angry:
  • RNGRZulu
    RNGRZulu Posts: 3,964 Member
    Smelled like fish
  • 3AAnn3
    3AAnn3 Posts: 3,054 Member
    Said I would have to choose
    If I hit that fishin' hole today
    She'd be packin' all her things
    And she'd be gone by noon

    Well, I'm gonna miss her!
    When I get home
  • akris2
    akris2 Posts: 362 Member
    He used to be a fish (see South Park transspecies episode).
  • RNGRZulu
    RNGRZulu Posts: 3,964 Member
    Accidentally called me "Brad" in bed
  • akris2
    akris2 Posts: 362 Member
    He liked to "moo (like a cow)" in bed.
  • 3AAnn3
    3AAnn3 Posts: 3,054 Member
    wore a bag on his face. wouldn't take it off.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    He was too demanding, I couldn't keep up.
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  • RNGRZulu
    RNGRZulu Posts: 3,964 Member
    She would never break up with her gf
  • 3AAnn3
    3AAnn3 Posts: 3,054 Member
    he wore the same holey t-shirt every day
  • RNGRZulu
    RNGRZulu Posts: 3,964 Member
    Her pet moths escaped in my closet
  • 3AAnn3
    3AAnn3 Posts: 3,054 Member
    He wouldn't support my bug collecting hobby
  • RNGRZulu
    RNGRZulu Posts: 3,964 Member
    She cried watching Joe's Apartment
  • lexiss91
    lexiss91 Posts: 185 Member
    3AAnn3 wrote: »
    He wouldn't support my bug collecting hobby
    She chose her bugs over me :(


  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    She slept with knives/scissors hanging over the bed to ward off evil.
  • RNGRZulu
    RNGRZulu Posts: 3,964 Member
    The knives over the bed failed to ward her off
  • akris2
    akris2 Posts: 362 Member
    Things got so hot, it was dangerous.
  • 3AAnn3
    3AAnn3 Posts: 3,054 Member
    he wanted to keep the house at 80 degrees.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Didn't live the dangerous life....it got boring real fast.
  • RNGRZulu
    RNGRZulu Posts: 3,964 Member
    She was always pulling a 180 on me
  • 3AAnn3
    3AAnn3 Posts: 3,054 Member
    PewterSky wrote: »
    Didn't live the dangerous life....it got boring real fast.

    we could never just eat popcorn in our sweats and snuggle... no, she always wanted to go out clubbing
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    He told me I looked like Benny the clown when I wore makeup!
  • 3AAnn3
    3AAnn3 Posts: 3,054 Member
    she made fun of me for not wearing make-up
  • RNGRZulu
    RNGRZulu Posts: 3,964 Member
    The size 22 red shoes and ooga horn traumatized me
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    She wouldn't let me wear make-up either

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