We broke up because...
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We didn't, tried to leave once but my leash wouldn't let me
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Would drink almost all the juice and leave the container in the fridge
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ate all my oreo cookie ice cream
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Would drink almost all the juice and leave the container in the fridge

That's a lie, this is one of my pet peeves haha.
Not so farfetched.SuzyQAzureblue wrote: »ate all my oreo cookie ice cream
She wanted me to put the seat down!
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nags continuously0
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He was never home to give me fun time
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Got her "fun time" from the neighbors0
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He got his fun time at the club
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She knew I loved to dance and would never come out with me.
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oh lets not break up ok??0
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Only wanted to stay home ..i wanted to go out and party0
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U think ur cooler than me0
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He was cool and I was always HOTTTTTTTTTTT0
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Everything was a competition, we couldn't just be cool together.0
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We didn't ..i kept his leash short
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He was Hot and was Cold, He was Yes and then No0
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I liked cool but the ice cubes kept melting
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Used Katy Perry songs to describe our relationship. Took it too far when she got to "I kissed a girl"0
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she was too much for me0
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He wasn't enough0
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She never came home alone0
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Outta my league0
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He had to many * others*0
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Michael_Lucas wrote: »Used Katy Perry songs to describe our relationship. Took it too far when she got to "I kissed a girl"
He thought Lady Gaga songs were better, Especially "Bad Romance"
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She told me she liked Madonna "like a Virgin"0
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When I touched her for the very first time she laughed at me.0
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Michael_Lucas wrote: »Used Katy Perry songs to describe our relationship. Took it too far when she got to "I kissed a girl"
He thought Lady Gaga songs were better, Especially "Bad Romance"
I was usually thinking with my "Disco Stick"0 -
He always played little Wayne's Lollipop0
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She gave everyone that sultry look ..i couldn't compete0
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wouldnt share her heart pasties with me0
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