We broke up because...

slimgirljo15

She preferred her exs escapades to mine

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

kept using the word escapades.

slimgirljo15

Aww hell ...please take me back...I'll be good honest

Hea1thyGam3r

She had far too many side lovers, I just couldn't handle the competition anymore!

slimgirljo15

Didn't believe me when i said he was my
* special * .one

Mr_Stabbems

she used the same line on me. we now have a Jo's ex's anonymous meetings

slimgirljo15

...he found out the number of people attending that meeting

Noelv1976

Farts every time she sneezes

slimgirljo15

You said i smelt like flowers...in fact you used to throw pepper around hoping i would sneeze ..

Im confused ..i dont know why he left me

47Jacqueline

She was out of touch with reality

95savvy

my milkshake brought too many boys to the yard.

onmyweigh_

too young for me

hueritahsarinana

Told me to take it outside

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Wanted me to take her animal style...in the garden in broad daylight when children were getting home from school.

SuzyQAzureblue

he hated that I scratched a little

hueritahsarinana

Would buy me crotons

slimgirljo15

I don't know why she dumped me

buffer221

Couldn't keep up with her

Mr_Stabbems

he couldnt keep it up

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slimgirljo15

Two jo's don't make it right

buffer221

didn't like my hairy legs

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Never let me be little spoon

Allison1385

You kept stealing the blankets!

Mr_Stabbems

kept smiling and taking the attention away from me

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She likes setting the temperature in the house really low and I don't like wearing clothes.

stldiving

He kept sending ab selfies to people

lexiss91

He said that cheesecake is "ok"

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Leaked my nudes to the internet.

Allison1385

Michael_Lucas wrote: »

She likes setting the temperature in the house really low and I don't like wearing clothes.

And you will never be little spoon! It's over!

Lol