We broke up because...

Luke_I_am_your_spotter

She took her eyes off E and nows he after me.

blondeinnj

I have to fight his battles for him

slimgirljo15

I just wasn't good enough

SuzyQAzureblue

He wouldn't take me roughing it with him and I wanted to rough it!!

indycoltz

I can't think of a reason...

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

I was always perfect in his eyes, it was boring.

SuzyQAzureblue

ugh! He got bored of me!

lexiss91

Michael_Lucas wrote: »

I was always perfect in his eyes, it was boring.

He refused to make the relationship interesting

Luke_I_am_your_spotter

I just wanted to use a feather but she wanted to use the whole damn chicken!

blondeinnj

We had swinger partys every weekend

Luke_I_am_your_spotter

She called me Joe.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

I bled for days after.

slimgirljo15

He spent the night yelling *god jo*...neighbours got sick of it and run him off

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She rounded up a mob and chased me through the streets like Frankenstein's Monster...

RNGRZulu

I turned down his offer for dic pics.

slimgirljo15

He was well....boring

jschleisner

He won't let me use his weights

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She was going to hurt herself one of these days with her form, I couldn't be around to watch.

st0rmagedd0n

Kept jumping in on my MFP threads.

3AAnn3

she dyed my hair in my sleep

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Didn't like my red hair.

slimgirljo15

She loved someone else ...just dumped me and left .. ..

st0rmagedd0n

Wouldn't stop licking his camera

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Wanted to convert me away from rampant lesbianism.

st0rmagedd0n

Couldn't figure out what a lesbian was

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Wanted to define gender by what was between my legs and not who I was inside.

st0rmagedd0n

Assumed I was always thinking about what was between their legs

Luke_I_am_your_spotter

I said her hair was purple but she insisted I call it magenta

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

We could never just cuddle and talk.

3AAnn3

he kept using my toenail clippers on the dog