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Vagina facial

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  • Noogynoogs
    Noogynoogs Posts: 1,028 Member
    joshua3179 wrote: »
    Wtf did I stumble upon!?? Hahahaha

    The official British sense of humour thread lol
  • sstolii123
    sstolii123 Posts: 205 Member
    joshua3179 wrote: »
    Wtf did I stumble upon!?? Hahahaha

    I was thinking the same thing LOL!
  • joshua3179
    joshua3179 Posts: 2,882 Member
    I can't express how I really feel about this.. I'd get reported lmao.. All I will say Is if you have a man.. And that "facial" works DO it!!
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    British area always so cheeky. Oh that's right. I forgot I found Robin Hood tonight, fact! Better be careful around forests.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    edited January 2015
    Very diplomatic, Josh lol!
  • joshua3179
    joshua3179 Posts: 2,882 Member
    Damn! Everything I can think of to say about it, will get me reported! Hahaha
  • cklbrown
    cklbrown Posts: 4,696 Member
    edited January 2015
    mockchoc wrote: »
    I'm up for the egg, honey and coconut oil but someone better be eating it since I don't believe in wasting good food. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. lol

    OMG! There is coffee all over the place! You slay me!
  • joshua3179
    joshua3179 Posts: 2,882 Member
    Anyone wanting to know my american professional opinion just inbox me lmao
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    Credentials? Lol!
  • Noogynoogs
    Noogynoogs Posts: 1,028 Member
    No thanks mate - I will see my doc for those areas lol
  • joshua3179
    joshua3179 Posts: 2,882 Member
    Noogynoogs wrote: »
    No thanks mate - I will see my doc for those areas lol

    If it's not sick you don't need a doc.. Lmao
  • Noogynoogs
    Noogynoogs Posts: 1,028 Member
    Just curious what's your profession? :-)
  • Noogynoogs
    Noogynoogs Posts: 1,028 Member
    Hey girls anyone using the lotion don't forget to log the calories. Hahha
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    Hahha! Love you ck.
  • joshua3179
    joshua3179 Posts: 2,882 Member
    What does that matter..?
    I'm in the porn industry..
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    I need to see the late night infomercial for this system... "Ladies, do you have a naugahyde *kitten*? Does your boyfriends face look like he made out with a belt sander? If so you need to order the Dr Gorilla Muff Buff system! For three installments of $19.99 you will turn them back into love petals instead of pedals!"
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    Noogynoogs wrote: »
    Hey girls anyone using the lotion don't forget to log the calories. Hahha

    I already checked and it's minus 10 calories. I will not go into details. Josh be quiet.
  • Noogynoogs
    Noogynoogs Posts: 1,028 Member
    Must dash guys - going to dust the cobwebs off my steamer in the shed. Lol
  • Noogynoogs
    Noogynoogs Posts: 1,028 Member
    They all say they are in that industry haha
  • joshua3179
    joshua3179 Posts: 2,882 Member
    That was a joke btw lol
  • Noogynoogs
    Noogynoogs Posts: 1,028 Member
    I figured that part out lol
  • joshua3179
    joshua3179 Posts: 2,882 Member
    One wouldn't bring their car to a paint and body shop to get their car washed and waxed...
    You wouldn't bring your dog to the vet to get it groomed... Hahahahaha
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Hmmm. Sometimes when my husband hasn't shaved, then goes "downtown" it is a bit like a loofa scrub. But I've never considered a full vagacial.
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    You will be very happy after you get it all off ilfaith. Trust me.. not for him, for you I mean. Bonus if he's happy.
  • Noogynoogs
    Noogynoogs Posts: 1,028 Member
    Omg need the laff this morning!!
  • joshua3179
    joshua3179 Posts: 2,882 Member
    I've never been waxed.. But if a lady requested it.. I'd do it! Lol not sure if I could go with an egg on the pole tho
  • MommysLittleMeatball
    MommysLittleMeatball Posts: 2,064 Member
    I can't express how much the word "vagacial" makes me laugh! It is wonderful!!

    Is it weird that when I first saw the post I thought a "vagina facial" was a facial preformed by a vagina? And a brief image of a "facehugger" popped in my head...


    ...yep.
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
    GorillaNJ wrote: »
    I need to see the late night infomercial for this system... "Ladies, do you have a naugahyde *kitten*? Does your boyfriends face look like he made out with a belt sander? If so you need to order the Dr Gorilla Muff Buff system! For three installments of $19.99 you will turn them back into love petals instead of pedals!"

    Lmao
  • Follow_me
    Follow_me Posts: 6,120 Member
    mockchoc wrote: »
    I'm up for the egg, honey and coconut oil but someone better be eating it since I don't believe in wasting good food. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. lol

    Nice....
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