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Vagina facial

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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    MY GAWD! THIS IS SO SEXIST! WHERE IS THE PENIS FACIAL???

    /s
  • Noogynoogs
    Noogynoogs Posts: 1,028 Member
    edited January 2015
    Coming to your area soon lol
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    lol
  • joshua3179
    joshua3179 Posts: 2,882 Member
    Lmfao!!! The penis facial!?? Bwahahahahhaha
  • 19juanita72
    19juanita72 Posts: 1,080 Member
    All of you are cracking me up. In my personal opinion, there is nothing wrong with being well groomed. For him or her..
    Honestly I don't think men are into the 60s bush any more. LOL
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    Hmm.. we won't go there today will we josh?
  • 19juanita72
    19juanita72 Posts: 1,080 Member
    Why not? I think women appreciate a smooth pole just as much as a man appreciates a clean play ground. ;)
  • needernt
    needernt Posts: 675 Member
    you mean a vagina mask? containing honey, lemon juice and Greek yogurt !
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    joshua3179 wrote: »
    Lmfao!!! The penis facial!?? Bwahahahahhaha

    It's only fair.

  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    All of you are cracking me up. In my personal opinion, there is nothing wrong with being well groomed. For him or her..
    Honestly I don't think men are into the 60s bush any more. LOL

    If it's been growing since the 60's, it probably does need some landscaping....hedge trimmer and whatnot.
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    Why not? I think women appreciate a smooth pole just as much as a man appreciates a clean play ground. ;)

    Yes but he's just my friend so being polite haha......... fine Josh clean the pole!!!!!!!!

  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Are there men out there who actually have to groom the 'pole'? I knew I was different.
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  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    I put on my goggles and opened this thread thinking it was going to be oral sex talk. :::leaving
    so fix it?

  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    mockchoc wrote: »
    I put on my goggles and opened this thread thinking it was going to be oral sex talk. :::leaving
    so fix it?

    Nope, nope, nope. My new year resolution was to not get any strikes. Course, one can't get a strike in PM's. ;)

  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    LOL.. ohhhhhhhh yeah them.
  • sstolii123
    sstolii123 Posts: 205 Member
    I prefer a clean work surface!
  • Noogynoogs
    Noogynoogs Posts: 1,028 Member
    I will get the cloth out then to clean up lol
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    Well I can't think of anything to say but yes ok good idea.
  • joshua3179
    joshua3179 Posts: 2,882 Member
    Hahahah clean workbench!!!
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......... sorry but I like that thought Josh.
  • joshua3179
    joshua3179 Posts: 2,882 Member
    hahahaha! Well I'll be back! Off to the groomers!
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    hhaaha! Stay there and shusshh
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Vagina facial has a totally different meaning to me.
  • Noogynoogs
    Noogynoogs Posts: 1,028 Member
    Hahaha
  • Valrotha
    Valrotha Posts: 294 Member
    MCIBTY wrote: »
    See, that's not what I presumed. At all.

    Almost spit protein shake all over my monitor. But, not what I presumed either, lol.

  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    Me either Valrotha o:)
  • Noogynoogs
    Noogynoogs Posts: 1,028 Member
    edited January 2015
    Me either lol
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    Valrotha wrote: »
    MCIBTY wrote: »
    See, that's not what I presumed. At all.

    Almost spit protein shake all over my monitor. But, not what I presumed either, lol.
    spit "protein shake"

    *immature giggle*



  • teresamwhite
    teresamwhite Posts: 947 Member
    I've had one...<shrugs> They didn't smear any egg or honey or what-have-you on me, though. My best friend invited me for a spa day and being the spa junkie that I am, I accepted.

    They have you sit on a open seat chair, and then slide a steaming pot of water with herbs and flowers and such in it, and then direct the steam to your vajayjay. It lasts about 15 minutes and just feels warm. I didn't notice anything different, maybe a tad more aware of it than I usually am, but hubby didn't notice anything different either ;)

    My friend decided to give it a go after seeing a show where Tia & Tamara talk about getting a "v-steam"...supposed to tighten and "rejuvenate".

    I wouldn't pay for one, as there was no difference, but it wasn't a bad experience. (It didn't help with the waxing I got later either...it still hurt!)
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