Vagina facial

Noogynoogs
Noogynoogs Posts: 1,028 Member
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Has anyone had one? They are the next big thing lol
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  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    edited January 2015
    In just so I can work out what you are on about.
  • mcibty
    mcibty Posts: 1,252 Member
    I love how you presume we can just discuss with no explanation...
  • Noogynoogs
    Noogynoogs Posts: 1,028 Member
    I am watching tv and the new thing is steaming your bits and putting vitamin e. coconut oil and honey and egg on, to smooth out the skin. Lol
  • mcibty
    mcibty Posts: 1,252 Member
    See, that's not what I presumed. At all.
  • Raykels
    Raykels Posts: 123 Member
    Nor me.

    Umn,well no I havent gone that far lol. Derma rolling though....*blushes*
  • 3shirts
    3shirts Posts: 294 Member
    Why? They don't call it 'bumping uglies' for nothing.

    I'd like to think you aren't using it to attract anyone. By the time they see it, they really ought to already be fairly interested and I've certainly never seen one that put me off.

    "Wow, I'm about to have sex with this beautiful creature, we're really into each other and... woah, that needs to be fractionally smoother. Forget it"
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    Stuff all that. Mine is smooth as a babies bum.
  • Noogynoogs
    Noogynoogs Posts: 1,028 Member
    Why bother with something you can't see lol
  • Noogynoogs
    Noogynoogs Posts: 1,028 Member
    Mockcoc I am som jealous mines like sandpaper lol
  • katharynrg34
    katharynrg34 Posts: 1
    Haha this is hilarious!!!
  • Melissa90xo
    Melissa90xo Posts: 1,020 Member
    edited January 2015
    3shirts wrote: »
    Why? They don't call it 'bumping uglies' for nothing.

    I'd like to think you aren't using it to attract anyone. By the time they see it, they really ought to already be fairly interested and I've certainly never seen one that put me off.

    "Wow, I'm about to have sex with this beautiful creature, we're really into each other and... woah, that needs to be fractionally smoother. Forget it"

    My coffee just came out of my nose reading this! :joy: HAHA
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    Noogynoogs wrote: »
    Mockcoc I am som jealous mines like sandpaper lol

    Find a good person to wax you.

  • Silentfool
    Silentfool Posts: 189 Member
    LOL can I get gitft card for my wife on her Birthday? How well would that present go down?
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    Ibtl
  • Noogynoogs
    Noogynoogs Posts: 1,028 Member
    Don't fancy taking a facial steamer to that region lol
  • Noogynoogs
    Noogynoogs Posts: 1,028 Member
    It's official name Is the vagacial !
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    Noogynoogs wrote: »
    Don't fancy taking a facial steamer to that region lol
    Oh. I was visualizing it the other way around. My bad.
  • Skyz4dayz
    Skyz4dayz Posts: 34 Member
    I'd be down….your lady parts can never be in too good of shape…Just sayin'
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    I'm up for the egg, honey and coconut oil but someone better be eating it since I don't believe in wasting good food. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. lol
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    mockchoc wrote: »
    I'm up for the egg, honey and coconut oil but someone better be eating it since I don't believe in wasting good food. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. lol

    ROFL!
  • leanne1973
    leanne1973 Posts: 8 Member
    Some people obviously have too much disposable income and not enough hobbies to keep themselves busy. Anyone who takes that much care over their genitals would probably be quite boring. Life's too short to be staring at your bits all the time. Jebus
  • cincysweetheart
    cincysweetheart Posts: 892 Member
    mockchoc wrote: »
    I'm up for the egg, honey and coconut oil but someone better be eating it since I don't believe in wasting good food. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. lol

    OMG! I was doing really well until I read this… then LOL… seriously. (And I'm at work!)
  • Skyz4dayz
    Skyz4dayz Posts: 34 Member
    leanne1973 wrote: »
    Some people obviously have too much disposable income and not enough hobbies to keep themselves busy. Anyone who takes that much care over their genitals would probably be quite boring. Life's too short to be staring at your bits all the time. Jebus


    Or quite fun ;)
  • sstolii123
    sstolii123 Posts: 205 Member
    Sounds like a great idea to me! I like a girl that keeps her V in nice shape "Date Ready." I don't think I would assume she is boring because she takes care of her lady parts.
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    cincysweetheart wrote: »
    mockchoc wrote: »
    I'm up for the egg, honey and coconut oil but someone better be eating it since I don't believe in wasting good food. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. lol

    OMG! I was doing really well until I read this… then LOL… seriously. (And I'm at work!)

    So you opened a thread talking about vaginas at work and now are complaining? The thread was called VAGINA FACIAL!!!!! lol. Can't you read?
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    leanne1973 wrote: »
    Some people obviously have too much disposable income and not enough hobbies to keep themselves busy. Anyone who takes that much care over their genitals would probably be quite boring. Life's too short to be staring at your bits all the time. Jebus

    I tend to agree with this too in a way but I think sometimes it's nice to do different things. Doesn't have to be a ALL the time thing but guess it comes down to if your person you are bonking has a big preference for one thing or another though. Best if they don't care anyway it comes :)
  • Noogynoogs
    Noogynoogs Posts: 1,028 Member
    I am not a prude - I may have a prune like vagina lol that needs a Vagina facial hahaha
  • cincysweetheart
    cincysweetheart Posts: 892 Member
    edited January 2015
    mockchoc wrote: »
    cincysweetheart wrote: »
    mockchoc wrote: »
    I'm up for the egg, honey and coconut oil but someone better be eating it since I don't believe in wasting good food. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. lol

    OMG! I was doing really well until I read this… then LOL… seriously. (And I'm at work!)

    So you opened a thread talking about vaginas at work and now are complaining? The thread was called VAGINA FACIAL!!!!! lol. Can't you read?

    Not complaining! I appreciate the laugh. I was just glad my co-worker didn't question me about what was so funny. Although, she probably would have appreciated the laugh too, now that I think about it! We're a pretty open-minded bunch with a good sense of humor. Just so long as upper management didn't walk in during that conversation… but at 5:30 in the morning… who am I kidding?!
  • NeedAttention
    NeedAttention Posts: 16
    It's amazing what people on here post for ATTENTION!!!
  • joshua3179
    joshua3179 Posts: 2,882 Member
    Wtf did I stumble upon!?? Hahahaha
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