MFP Girls Not Interested Problem
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Burt_Huttz wrote: »Lilly_the_Hillbilly wrote: »Burt_Huttz wrote: »Lilly_the_Hillbilly wrote: »@Burt_Huttz can I ask what IS the dirt on your mirror... Is it saliva...?
It's giving me the Windex urges.
The flaws are beneath the glass! I clean and clean and it is the lady macbeth hands!
Try sulfuric acid.
Fool me one time the shame is yours Illiana. But I will not drink it again.
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Pure genius! Amazeballs.....0
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Lilly_the_Hillbilly wrote: »Burt_Huttz wrote: »Lilly_the_Hillbilly wrote: »Burt_Huttz wrote: »Lilly_the_Hillbilly wrote: »@Burt_Huttz can I ask what IS the dirt on your mirror... Is it saliva...?
It's giving me the Windex urges.
The flaws are beneath the glass! I clean and clean and it is the lady macbeth hands!
Try sulfuric acid.
Fool me one time the shame is yours Illiana. But I will not drink it again.
and now you throw at me the sarah michelle gellars?////////////////// you are a hatefilled woman, illiana.0 -
Oh Burt everything needs a good clean, I'm here with my magic antenna to get into all the hard to reach places..... You won't feel a thing I promise.
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Delilahhhhhh wrote: »Oh Burt everything needs a good clean, I'm here with my magic antenna to get into all the hard to reach places..... You won't feel a thing I promise.
In my country I am a scientist of reputation. I can experiment these experiments with your assistance.0 -
Thank you all for the entertainment! Ya'll crazy as hell!!! LMAO!!!0
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Jeez. Trolling is truly a lost art anymore.0
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@conangt87 look I gave you my baps...in fact i gave everyone my baps0
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Burt_Huttz wrote: »itsfuntobenormal wrote: »I have been looking for a nice boy to make my pet. Would you be interested in such an arrangement?
I have sent the private message.
I am impressed with your substantial talents. You are a cunning linguist and master debater.
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@conangt87 look I gave you my baps...in fact i gave everyone my baps
You gave your baps freely, but it looks like they have to come buttered here... your learn something everyday.
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damn burt....clean the mirror after you look at naked people0
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Burt_Huttz wrote: »Delilahhhhhh wrote: »Oh Burt everything needs a good clean, I'm here with my magic antenna to get into all the hard to reach places..... You won't feel a thing I promise.
In my country I am a scientist of reputation. I can experiment these experiments with your assistance.
That's all well and good now Burt..... but I have to help SJunczyk butter her baps. You could make a start without me......bend over and clean under your bed.
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Delilahhhhhh wrote: »Burt_Huttz wrote: »Delilahhhhhh wrote: »Oh Burt everything needs a good clean, I'm here with my magic antenna to get into all the hard to reach places..... You won't feel a thing I promise.
In my country I am a scientist of reputation. I can experiment these experiments with your assistance.
That's all well and good now Burt..... but I have to help SJunczyk butter her baps. You could make a start without me......bend over and clean under your bed.
Looky looky0 -
I just can't.....0
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mattyc772014 wrote: »
I am not even sure why Willy Wonka is doing this! Is it because it isn't candy? So rude.0 -
Icandoityayme wrote: »Had no idea this was a dating site.
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SnuggleSmacks wrote: »You should send them all this:
Dear Madam,
Thank you for your response to my post of (insert date here).
After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to participate with me in a pleasant conversation.
This year, I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejections. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.
Despite your outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting suitors, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of suitor for your affections immediately upon your receipt of this letter. I look forward to hearing from you then.
Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.
Sincerely,
(insert your name here)
^^ this is awesome!!0 -
_ronrob_ send me some - I'm UK based so don't keep me waiting0
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thre is far too much sexy going on in the post........ My virgin eyes0
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