MFP Girls Not Interested Problem

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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    itsfuntobenormal wrote: »
    I have been looking for a nice boy to make my pet. Would you be interested in such an arrangement?

    Pfffftttt. Too normal.
  • Icandoityayme
    Icandoityayme Posts: 312 Member
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    Had no idea this was a dating site. :\
  • SJunczyk
    SJunczyk Posts: 430 Member
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    conangt87 wrote: »
    SJunczyk wrote: »

    Head?

    yes please

    Have you bleached?
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    Icandoityayme wrote: »
    Had no idea this was a dating site. :\

    Better than FarmersOnly, for sure. I mean, unless you're looking for a partner who likes giving cows an enema.
  • Lilly_the_Hillbilly
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly Posts: 914 Member
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    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly wrote: »
    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly wrote: »
    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    Hello Fitnesspal,

    I have made several forum entry postings this morning to provide support and motivation and informational posts for attractive women's fitness journeys.

    I do not know why, but I have not received the friend requests or the scantily pictures from any. I think it is clear to them my interest.

    Why the web-site is not working properly. I think there is maybe an upgrade problem that is stopping the intimate conversation?

    Thank you,
    Burt

    I see you have moved on from me.
    Sincerly, Burtina Hertz.

    YOU GO BACK TO YOUR MOTHER ILLIANA!

    I've been crying since you've left... veritably a pools worth of tears.

    Or perhaps... a water fountains worth.


    You were like loving the bowling ball Illiana. Cold and round and you were like the weight for a swimming man, with three holes too small that the bowling alley let for anyone use. And also like the shoes.

    I think I'm going to eat my feels now. I'm sure there is a pan full of brownies out there that'll erase you from my thoughts.
  • Lilly_the_Hillbilly
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly Posts: 914 Member
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    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly wrote: »
    SJunczyk wrote: »
    @Burt_Huttz‌ can I ask what IS the dirt on your mirror... Is it saliva...?

    It's giving me the Windex urges.

    The flaws are beneath the glass! I clean and clean and it is the lady macbeth hands!

    Try sulfuric acid.
  • Burt_Huttz
    Burt_Huttz Posts: 1,612 Member
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    itsfuntobenormal wrote: »
    I have been looking for a nice boy to make my pet. Would you be interested in such an arrangement?

    I have sent the private message.
  • Burt_Huttz
    Burt_Huttz Posts: 1,612 Member
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    Lilly_the_Hillbilly wrote: »
    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly wrote: »
    SJunczyk wrote: »
    @Burt_Huttz‌ can I ask what IS the dirt on your mirror... Is it saliva...?

    It's giving me the Windex urges.

    The flaws are beneath the glass! I clean and clean and it is the lady macbeth hands!

    Try sulfuric acid.

    Fool me one time the shame is yours Illiana. But I will not drink it again.
  • conangt87
    conangt87 Posts: 180 Member
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    SJunczyk wrote: »
    conangt87 wrote: »
    SJunczyk wrote: »

    Head?

    yes please

    Have you bleached?

    Of course
  • Lilly_the_Hillbilly
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly Posts: 914 Member
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    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly wrote: »
    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly wrote: »
    SJunczyk wrote: »
    @Burt_Huttz‌ can I ask what IS the dirt on your mirror... Is it saliva...?

    It's giving me the Windex urges.

    The flaws are beneath the glass! I clean and clean and it is the lady macbeth hands!

    Try sulfuric acid.

    Fool me one time the shame is yours Illiana. But I will not drink it again.
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  • SJunczyk
    SJunczyk Posts: 430 Member
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    conangt87 wrote: »
    SJunczyk wrote: »
    conangt87 wrote: »
    SJunczyk wrote: »

    Head?

    yes please

    Have you bleached?

    Of course

    Prove it
  • mattyc772014
    mattyc772014 Posts: 3,543 Member
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    Pure genius! Amazeballs.....
  • Burt_Huttz
    Burt_Huttz Posts: 1,612 Member
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    Lilly_the_Hillbilly wrote: »
    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly wrote: »
    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly wrote: »
    SJunczyk wrote: »
    @Burt_Huttz‌ can I ask what IS the dirt on your mirror... Is it saliva...?

    It's giving me the Windex urges.

    The flaws are beneath the glass! I clean and clean and it is the lady macbeth hands!

    Try sulfuric acid.

    Fool me one time the shame is yours Illiana. But I will not drink it again.
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    and now you throw at me the sarah michelle gellars?////////////////// you are a hatefilled woman, illiana.
  • Delilahhhhhh
    Delilahhhhhh Posts: 477 Member
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    Oh Burt everything needs a good clean, I'm here with my magic antenna to get into all the hard to reach places..... You won't feel a thing I promise.
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  • Burt_Huttz
    Burt_Huttz Posts: 1,612 Member
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    Delilahhhhhh wrote: »
    Oh Burt everything needs a good clean, I'm here with my magic antenna to get into all the hard to reach places..... You won't feel a thing I promise.
    67qmvif9w4ov.jpg

    In my country I am a scientist of reputation. I can experiment these experiments with your assistance.
  • dbanks80
    dbanks80 Posts: 3,685 Member
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    Thank you all for the entertainment! Ya'll crazy as hell!!! LMAO!!!
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    Jeez. Trolling is truly a lost art anymore.
  • SJunczyk
    SJunczyk Posts: 430 Member
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    @conangt87‌ look I gave you my baps...in fact i gave everyone my baps
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    itsfuntobenormal wrote: »
    I have been looking for a nice boy to make my pet. Would you be interested in such an arrangement?

    I have sent the private message.


    I am impressed with your substantial talents. You are a cunning linguist and master debater.
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