MFP Girls Not Interested Problem

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  • SJunczyk
    SJunczyk Posts: 430 Member
    mizzzc wrote: »
    thre is far too much sexy going on in the post........ My virgin eyes

    Is it because of my baps or Burt_Huttz and his mirror?
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    SJunczyk wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    _ronrob_ wrote: »
    Pre-buttered? With another man's man made butter?

    Eeeeeww. :explode: :sick:

    I know. And to think, I sent her a FR.

    How do you know I'm not lieing...perhaps it's the butter I made?!

    I'll keep you for now, if only to get to the source of this butter.
  • mizzzc
    mizzzc Posts: 346 Member
    SJunczyk wrote: »
    mizzzc wrote: »
    thre is far too much sexy going on in the post........ My virgin eyes

    Is it because of my baps or Burt_Huttz and his mirror?

    Definitely the baps... The butter tipped me over the edge and i'm feeling strange sensations.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    mizzzc wrote: »
    SJunczyk wrote: »
    mizzzc wrote: »
    thre is far too much sexy going on in the post........ My virgin eyes

    Is it because of my baps or Burt_Huttz and his mirror?

    Definitely the baps... The butter tipped me over the edge and i'm feeling strange sensations.

    That's the LSD in the butter.
  • mizzzc
    mizzzc Posts: 346 Member
    That makes sense. because sexual sensation shouldn't start in your brain and make you suddenly far too excited to listen to edm right?
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  • theskinnyonme
    theskinnyonme Posts: 443 Member
    mmmmmm butter
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    mizzzc wrote: »
    That makes sense. because sexual sensation shouldn't start in your brain and make you suddenly far too excited to listen to edm right?

    Perhaps you should come lay on my couch to discuss this further.
  • Coach1970
    Coach1970 Posts: 74 Member
    Burt_Huttz = HURT BUTTZ ! Now that is a funny name. Intentional... perhaps, silly post... Definitely! The amount of response to this stupid post... Priceless!,
  • SJunczyk
    SJunczyk Posts: 430 Member
    I can assure you all that everything is organic and homegrown
  • mattyc772014
    mattyc772014 Posts: 3,543 Member
    And shaved...............? Butter I mean.
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  • SJunczyk
    SJunczyk Posts: 430 Member
    mattyc772014 wrote: »
    And shaved...............? Butter I mean.

    Oh of course!!!! Like to warm mine up a little, but I mean who doesn't?
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    Coach1970 wrote: »
    Burt_Huttz = HURT BUTTZ ! Now that is a funny name. Intentional... perhaps, silly post... Definitely! The amount of response to this stupid post... Priceless!,

    Welcome to the internet, newfriend!
  • mattyc772014
    mattyc772014 Posts: 3,543 Member
    I dont want you to melt in my hands.......butter is so light and smooth when shaved. ;)
  • SJunczyk
    SJunczyk Posts: 430 Member
    mattyc772014 wrote: »
    I dont want you to melt in my hands.......butter is so light and smooth when shaved. ;)

    I wasnt planning on melting in anyones mouth until I am MILF material
  • Delilahhhhhh
    Delilahhhhhh Posts: 477 Member
    SJunczyk wrote: »
    mattyc772014 wrote: »
    And shaved...............? Butter I mean.

    Oh of course!!!! Like to warm mine up a little, but I mean who doesn't?

    your baps look mighty fine all buttery......now is Burt still bending over..... good boy
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  • mattyc772014
    mattyc772014 Posts: 3,543 Member
    How long to MILF status?
  • j_bark
    j_bark Posts: 1,274 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    Okay you bring up the hot girls, here is my question. What is with all the bare chests of the guys but no faces?????

    Limited selfie range.
  • SJunczyk
    SJunczyk Posts: 430 Member
    mattyc772014 wrote: »
    How long to MILF status?

    Well it all depends on the mirror demon - I don't think she likes me atm...
  • conangt87
    conangt87 Posts: 180 Member
    SJunczyk wrote: »
    mattyc772014 wrote: »
    How long to MILF status?

    Well it all depends on the mirror demon - I don't think she likes me atm...

    or you don't like her
  • j_bark
    j_bark Posts: 1,274 Member
    All I ask of other men who make butter is please do not leave it on the kitchen counter.
  • SJunczyk
    SJunczyk Posts: 430 Member
    conangt87 wrote: »
    SJunczyk wrote: »
    mattyc772014 wrote: »
    How long to MILF status?

    Well it all depends on the mirror demon - I don't think she likes me atm...

    or you don't like her

    She is a bit of a phat b*tch that LOVES cake
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  • SJunczyk
    SJunczyk Posts: 430 Member
    j_bark wrote: »
    All I ask of other men who make butter is please do not leave it on the kitchen counter.

    Can I add something? Please don't leave it on the floor either!
  • mattyc772014
    mattyc772014 Posts: 3,543 Member
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  • SJunczyk
    SJunczyk Posts: 430 Member
    mattyc772014 wrote: »
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    Literally PMSL
  • mattyc772014
    mattyc772014 Posts: 3,543 Member
    What happened to the butt hurts dude?
  • trina1049
    trina1049 Posts: 593 Member
    My orifices are only slightly offended by this thread.
  • SJunczyk
    SJunczyk Posts: 430 Member
    edited January 2015
    mattyc772014 wrote: »
    What happened to the butt hurts dude?

    I think I accidently took over his feed with my buttery baps...
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