Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

pizzamyheart

Wears an orange pointy hat and stands on the highway near construction areas. If you look too close he’ll tell you “nothing to see here, move along now”

Pandemonium_

Commentator for bathroom visits at the airport. Follows you in and gives a play by play of your bowel movement in a very loud voice (unless you pay her to shut up)

slimgirljo15

Hosts a radio show called Dr Love

tinuz

at halloween you can hire her to stand in a dark corner and make squeeky noises when someone opens the door.

pizzamyheart

For those feeling the empty nest syndrome, he will meet you at the grocery store and follow you throughout the aisles putting stuff in your cart, taking out healthy items, begging you for sugary cereal, ask for toys, have a tantrum when you say no, embarrass you by swearing at the produce, and ask you questions loudly such as "Remember when you scared the dog with that fart?" all so that you can remember "the good old days".

Pandemonium_

Wears an orange safety vest and hardhat to the store. Carries a clipboard and monitors grocery cart driving skills. Blows her whistle and flags down weavers, squeekywheelers, and aisle blockers.

slimgirljo15

Teaches ducks to swim.

lx1x

Teaches ducks how to quack.. 😆

neilwij

He makes balloon animals

lx1x

He fills the wrestling pit with jello

neilwij

He commentates on the wrestling.

slimgirljo15

Is part of the jello wrestling duo.. Neil and Neil

lx1x

The jello wrestler champion

slimgirljo15

Poolboy

pizzamyheart

She dresses up like Jesus and gives you a pep talk when you are feeling unsure of your future

Pandemonium_

She wears a big mustache and a sombrero, hangs out just outside the fences of the large resorts in central America and pretends shes picking shade grown coffee beans from the bushes. She sells bags of these "fresh picked" coffee beans to the dumb tourists. The bushes are neither coffee plants nor are the beans actually coffee, but are garbanzos from the wal mart on the other side of the hill.

pizzamyheart

He provides foot rubs to the elderly in the food court at the mall. For the more attractive customers he will use bengay.

Pandemonium_

Hangs outside arcades selling the cheap toys for half the amount of tickets as inside. Her dream is to one day have enough tickets to get that dusty, autographed Pee Wee Herman photograph on the top shelf.

pizzamyheart

He uses old fishing line to help movie theater patrons get popcorn kernels out from in between their teeth.

Pandemonium_

Discreet wedgie remover for those too embarrassed to do it themselves. She really gets into her work.

pizzamyheart

Puts mayonnaise on your bread. Even if you don't want him to, he does it anyways. He has a strong work ethic.

Pandemonium_

Works for Macys perfume department. Recently won employee of the year for her innovative sales techniques. She stands in the mens section and threatens to spray them so their wives will think they are cheating....unless they buy a bottle.

pizzamyheart

He works for frito lay in the Dorito department. He spends all day putting tacos into the blender so they can be mixed into the traditional flavored Dorito batch. He's been working overtime because the taco flavor doritos are so popular.

Eaturmeat

Pepperoni counter on the Digiorno pizza assembly line. Makes sure pepperonis are spread out evenly

pizzamyheart

He squeezes lumps of oatmeal in between his fingers at fancy restaurants so the customers have smooth oatmeal. Its a very popular restaurant specialty.

Eaturmeat

She is about to retire because she invented a shovel stand. She sold it to thousands of government worksites saving the country millions collectivly. The stand props up a shovel next to road work and construction sites so they don’t need men to prop them up anymore.

pizzamyheart

He works at a vegan farm. He spends all day wrangling wild tofu in its natural habitat, processing it organically, and humanely ending its life so it can be consumed by others.

Eaturmeat

pizzamyheart wrote: »

He works at a vegan farm. He spends all day wrangling wild tofu in its natural habitat, processing it organically, and humanely ending its life so it can be consumed by others.

😑😔😢

Eaturmeat

@pizzamyheart was recently let go as a pepperoni counter because she developed a rare life threatening allergic reaction to pizza. She got a job offer at the pineapple factory chopping pineapple into pizza toppings

pizzamyheart

He works at his local orchard. He gathers up all the rotten crab apples and throws them at crabby people. His actual job is to trim the trees, but he considers this a bonus.