Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You
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He commentates on the wrestling.0
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Is part of the jello wrestling duo.. Neil and Neil0
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The jello wrestler champion0
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Poolboy1
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She dresses up like Jesus and gives you a pep talk when you are feeling unsure of your future0
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She wears a big mustache and a sombrero, hangs out just outside the fences of the large resorts in central America and pretends shes picking shade grown coffee beans from the bushes. She sells bags of these "fresh picked" coffee beans to the dumb tourists. The bushes are neither coffee plants nor are the beans actually coffee, but are garbanzos from the wal mart on the other side of the hill.1
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He provides foot rubs to the elderly in the food court at the mall. For the more attractive customers he will use bengay.0
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Hangs outside arcades selling the cheap toys for half the amount of tickets as inside. Her dream is to one day have enough tickets to get that dusty, autographed Pee Wee Herman photograph on the top shelf.0
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He uses old fishing line to help movie theater patrons get popcorn kernels out from in between their teeth.0
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Discreet wedgie remover for those too embarrassed to do it themselves. She really gets into her work.0
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Puts mayonnaise on your bread. Even if you don't want him to, he does it anyways. He has a strong work ethic.0
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Works for Macys perfume department. Recently won employee of the year for her innovative sales techniques. She stands in the mens section and threatens to spray them so their wives will think they are cheating....unless they buy a bottle.1
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He works for frito lay in the Dorito department. He spends all day putting tacos into the blender so they can be mixed into the traditional flavored Dorito batch. He's been working overtime because the taco flavor doritos are so popular.0
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Pepperoni counter on the Digiorno pizza assembly line. Makes sure pepperonis are spread out evenly0
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He squeezes lumps of oatmeal in between his fingers at fancy restaurants so the customers have smooth oatmeal. Its a very popular restaurant specialty.0
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She is about to retire because she invented a shovel stand. She sold it to thousands of government worksites saving the country millions collectivly. The stand props up a shovel next to road work and construction sites so they don’t need men to prop them up anymore.0
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He works at a vegan farm. He spends all day wrangling wild tofu in its natural habitat, processing it organically, and humanely ending its life so it can be consumed by others.0
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pizzamyheart wrote: »He works at a vegan farm. He spends all day wrangling wild tofu in its natural habitat, processing it organically, and humanely ending its life so it can be consumed by others.
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@pizzamyheart was recently let go as a pepperoni counter because she developed a rare life threatening allergic reaction to pizza. She got a job offer at the pineapple factory chopping pineapple into pizza toppings0
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He works at his local orchard. He gathers up all the rotten crab apples and throws them at crabby people. His actual job is to trim the trees, but he considers this a bonus.0
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