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JeriAnne84 wrote: »Oh the racist thing reminds me of another horrible date. We met at a park to have a picnic. We were sitting at some park tables and there was a man and a woman sitting at the table behind us. They were African American which I don't care, but the guy I was with (who was from Lebanon and going to college in this town) looks at me and says, "don't you think black people are really racist?" He said it loud enough for them to hear too. I am completely mortified and told him well every race has racist people in it but I don't think them as a whole are racists. But he kept insisting that they all were. Then he grabs me and starts kissing me. It was the worst kiss in the history of Man. My chin and cheeks were soaking wet from his spit. There was more of his spit than mine in my mouth and he started to suck so hard on my face I thought he was going to suck my face off my skull. While doing this, he is grabbing my boobs. I pull his hand off, pry my face from his mouth, and tell him to stop touching my boobs. He tells me he likes them. DON'T CARE. Then he apologizes and we sit there for a little bit. Then he grabs me again and it starts all over. So I put him in a wrist lock told him the date was over and start to get up to leave. He then tells me that I have to come up with the next idea for the next date since it's my turn. Yeah that didn't happen.
What the hell is wrong with people!!!
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JeriAnne84 wrote: »Oh the racist thing reminds me of another horrible date. We met at a park to have a picnic. We were sitting at some park tables and there was a man and a woman sitting at the table behind us. They were African American which I don't care, but the guy I was with (who was from Lebanon and going to college in this town) looks at me and says, "don't you think black people are really racist?" He said it loud enough for them to hear too. I am completely mortified and told him well every race has racist people in it but I don't think them as a whole are racists. But he kept insisting that they all were. Then he grabs me and starts kissing me. It was the worst kiss in the history of Man. My chin and cheeks were soaking wet from his spit. There was more of his spit than mine in my mouth and he started to suck so hard on my face I thought he was going to suck my face off my skull. While doing this, he is grabbing my boobs. I pull his hand off, pry my face from his mouth, and tell him to stop touching my boobs. He tells me he likes them. DON'T CARE. Then he apologizes and we sit there for a little bit. Then he grabs me again and it starts all over. So I put him in a wrist lock told him the date was over and start to get up to leave. He then tells me that I have to come up with the next idea for the next date since it's my turn. Yeah that didn't happen.
What the hell is wrong with people!!!
My thoughts exactly!0 -
CaffeinatedConfectionist wrote: »This is probably not the reaction I should be having to these posts, but I have a very, very strong desire to join a variety of online dating sites, now. I feel like I'm missing out on a lot of humor and some amazing anecdotes. Fortunately (?) I am way too lazy, which is why I haven't ventured into online dating before now.
It is hilarious. I highly recommend it. But, can definitely be a major time suck.
And you can have fun with it. Like, sometimes when guys send the 'hey, you're pretty' message, I'll send back - "Oh my gosh! My Mom says the same thing. Wait....do you know my Mom?"
And I laugh.
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Joannah700 wrote: »CaffeinatedConfectionist wrote: »This is probably not the reaction I should be having to these posts, but I have a very, very strong desire to join a variety of online dating sites, now. I feel like I'm missing out on a lot of humor and some amazing anecdotes. Fortunately (?) I am way too lazy, which is why I haven't ventured into online dating before now.
It is hilarious. I highly recommend it. But, can definitely be a major time suck.
And you can have fun with it. Like, sometimes when guys send the 'hey, you're pretty' message, I'll send back - "Oh my gosh! My Mom says the same thing. Wait....do you know my Mom?"
And I laugh.
Every time.
Hahahahahaha! That is awesome! I'm going to have to remember that!0 -
Joannah700 wrote: »CaffeinatedConfectionist wrote: »This is probably not the reaction I should be having to these posts, but I have a very, very strong desire to join a variety of online dating sites, now. I feel like I'm missing out on a lot of humor and some amazing anecdotes. Fortunately (?) I am way too lazy, which is why I haven't ventured into online dating before now.
It is hilarious. I highly recommend it. But, can definitely be a major time suck.
And you can have fun with it. Like, sometimes when guys send the 'hey, you're pretty' message, I'll send back - "Oh my gosh! My Mom says the same thing. Wait....do you know my Mom?"
And I laugh.
Every time.
Hahaha I LOVE this! I'm going to have to try that one.0 -
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Sinistrous wrote: »
Great advice!0 -
Note to self...don't tell girls they're pretty.0
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For all the bad dates I bet the ratio is 3 bad dates a guy has to one bad date a woman has.... just sayin0
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WednesdayJanuary07th2015 wrote: »Sinistrous wrote: »
Great advice!
Hopefully they are more honest about their height than some women are about their weight (oh, sorry did you mean in POUNDS?).
Some have even convinced themselves they aren't even lying since they've been doing so long. It's amazing the number of men who seem to think it perfectly ordinary to round up 2-3 inches to meet 6' (or 6", for that matter). Don't they know we can actually see these things (at least weight is a bit harder to pinpoint).0 -
WednesdayJanuary07th2015 wrote: »Sinistrous wrote: »
Great advice!
Hopefully they are more honest about their height than some women are about their weight (oh, sorry did you mean in POUNDS?).
Some have even convinced themselves they aren't even lying since they've been doing so long. It's amazing the number of men who seem to think it perfectly ordinary to round up 2-3 inches to meet 6' (or 6", for that matter). Don't they know we can actually see these things (at least weight is a bit harder to pinpoint).
Lol if I showed my ID, they would think I stole it off a bigger girl, as I've never bothered updating mine and won't until it gets ready to expire. But, that's okay, a webcam doesn't lie.0 -
Sinistrous wrote: »WednesdayJanuary07th2015 wrote: »Sinistrous wrote: »
Great advice!
Hopefully they are more honest about their height than some women are about their weight (oh, sorry did you mean in POUNDS?).
Some have even convinced themselves they aren't even lying since they've been doing so long. It's amazing the number of men who seem to think it perfectly ordinary to round up 2-3 inches to meet 6' (or 6", for that matter). Don't they know we can actually see these things (at least weight is a bit harder to pinpoint).
Lol if I showed my ID, they would think I stole it off a bigger girl, as I've never bothered updating mine and won't until it gets ready to expire. But, that's okay, a webcam doesn't lie.
I just realized the other day that even though I only fibbed by 10lbs when I got my license when I moved a couple years ago, I am now about 30 lighter than what it states! That made me feel really good.0 -
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ID? Do you mean as in a license? We don't have height on licenses in Australia. :-(Sinistrous wrote: »0 -
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ID? Do you mean as in a license? We don't have height on licenses in Australia. :-(Sinistrous wrote: »
Awww, damn.. I'm so sorry D:
Everyone has to have measuring tape of some sort, right?
Perhaps you'll get the truth about other... Lengths of things LOL. -I'll shut up now, I'm being terribad!!!-0 -
I just realized the other day that even though I only fibbed by 10lbs when I got my license when I moved a couple years ago, I am now about 30 lighter than what it states! That made me feel really good.
Well, congratulations to you!!! :)
Really :D
My ID has my highest weight recorded on it, perhaps I keep it as a reminder of where to not get.. Haha.
I may say I lost it when I go renew, even if I have to take the whole exam from scratch.0 -
WednesdayJanuary07th2015 wrote: »Sinistrous wrote: »
Great advice!
Hopefully they are more honest about their height than some women are about their weight (oh, sorry did you mean in POUNDS?).
Some have even convinced themselves they aren't even lying since they've been doing so long. It's amazing the number of men who seem to think it perfectly ordinary to round up 2-3 inches to meet 6' (or 6", for that matter). Don't they know we can actually see these things (at least weight is a bit harder to pinpoint).
I'm too honest. When you lie you have to remember and I have a great memory.
You'd be surprised, I've had guys use pics that are 10yrs or more old. I guess like some females, they expect when you turn up you won't notice?! hahaha
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WednesdayJanuary07th2015 wrote: »Sinistrous wrote: »
Great advice!
Hopefully they are more honest about their height than some women are about their weight (oh, sorry did you mean in POUNDS?).
Some have even convinced themselves they aren't even lying since they've been doing so long. It's amazing the number of men who seem to think it perfectly ordinary to round up 2-3 inches to meet 6' (or 6", for that matter). Don't they know we can actually see these things (at least weight is a bit harder to pinpoint).
I'm too honest. When you lie you have to remember and I have a great memory.
You'd be surprised, I've had guys use pics that are 10yrs or more old. I guess like some females, they expect when you turn up you won't notice?! hahaha
I am utterly transparent on online profiles, even when it's to my detriment (like age - I recall hating turning 40 only because I knew I would now be cut from searches for anyone who selected up to 40). Also about my faith (or lack thereof) and and desire for children (or lack thereof). Best to get that out of the way from the get-go.
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WednesdayJanuary07th2015 wrote: »Sinistrous wrote: »
Great advice!
Hopefully they are more honest about their height than some women are about their weight (oh, sorry did you mean in POUNDS?).
Some have even convinced themselves they aren't even lying since they've been doing so long. It's amazing the number of men who seem to think it perfectly ordinary to round up 2-3 inches to meet 6' (or 6", for that matter). Don't they know we can actually see these things (at least weight is a bit harder to pinpoint).
I'm too honest. When you lie you have to remember and I have a great memory.
You'd be surprised, I've had guys use pics that are 10yrs or more old. I guess like some females, they expect when you turn up you won't notice?! hahaha
I am utterly transparent on online profiles, even when it's to my detriment (like age - I recall hating turning 40 only because I knew I would now be cut from searches for anyone who selected up to 40). Also about my faith (or lack thereof) and and desire for children (or lack thereof). Best to get that out of the way from the get-go.
I write my best profiles when I'm pi$$ed off... lol they are still honest when I'm not, but they are classics when I am.
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WednesdayJanuary07th2015 wrote: »Sinistrous wrote: »
Great advice!
Hopefully they are more honest about their height than some women are about their weight (oh, sorry did you mean in POUNDS?).
Some have even convinced themselves they aren't even lying since they've been doing so long. It's amazing the number of men who seem to think it perfectly ordinary to round up 2-3 inches to meet 6' (or 6", for that matter). Don't they know we can actually see these things (at least weight is a bit harder to pinpoint).
I'm too honest. When you lie you have to remember and I have a great memory.
You'd be surprised, I've had guys use pics that are 10yrs or more old. I guess like some females, they expect when you turn up you won't notice?! hahaha
I am utterly transparent on online profiles, even when it's to my detriment (like age - I recall hating turning 40 only because I knew I would now be cut from searches for anyone who selected up to 40). Also about my faith (or lack thereof) and and desire for children (or lack thereof). Best to get that out of the way from the get-go.
I write my best profiles when I'm pi$$ed off... lol they are still honest when I'm not, but they are classics when I am.
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