Online Dating

Belle8312
Belle8312 Posts: 2,151 Member
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Can I just say.....it sucks.

Worst date with someone you met online...GO!!!
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  • jorodri7
    jorodri7 Posts: 1,025 Member
    I believe in God and she made me believe she did also then after the date. We were I guess kissing or so and then she told me she actually worshiped satan. It was quite awkward afterwards.
  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
    Had a wonderful time with a very petite Filipino woman. She had broken up with her long-term bf 6 months ago.

    Then, a week later, she told me that she was 3 months pregnant, and that she didn't break up with her 6 months ago, he left her 3 months ago. Oh, and that I looked like him.
  • findinglssjess
    findinglssjess Posts: 386
    Girl...let's see where should I start...dated a guy for 3-4 months who swore he was divorced and he was in fact married and still living with his wife...umm couple of psychopaths and another lying married guy...a control freak...couple others who wanted me to save them from their marriages and support them financially...I've now given up on online dating.
  • jorodri7
    jorodri7 Posts: 1,025 Member
    findinglssjess wrote: »
    Girl...let's see where should I start...dated a guy for 3-4 months who swore he was divorced and he was in fact married and still living with his wife...umm couple of psychopaths and another lying married guy...a control freak...couple others who wanted me to save them from their marriages and support them financially...I've now given up on online dating.

    Sounds like you need someone to turn your luck around
  • findinglssjess
    findinglssjess Posts: 386
    jorodri7 wrote: »
    findinglssjess wrote: »
    Girl...let's see where should I start...dated a guy for 3-4 months who swore he was divorced and he was in fact married and still living with his wife...umm couple of psychopaths and another lying married guy...a control freak...couple others who wanted me to save them from their marriages and support them financially...I've now given up on online dating.

    Sounds like you need someone to turn your luck around

    It'll happen when it's ready to.
  • Azexas
    Azexas Posts: 4,334 Member
    I went on a first date and the first question out of his mouth was if I was on birth control or not. Guy gave off total creeper vibes so I text my friend 911 and she called with an "emergency" I had to go deal with.
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    Troutsy wrote: »
    I went on a first date and the first question out of his mouth was if I was on birth control or not. Guy gave off total creeper vibes so I text my friend 911 and she called with an "emergency" I had to go deal with.

    I did this with all of my dates. I had a friend on stand by in case I needed a quick exit.... even had this in place on my first date with my now husband. :D

  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    I met my wife on a (more local) message board with an "anybody want to go fishing" post.
  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
    I went on a lunch date once where the guy complained the ENTIRE time. That is not an exaggeration. Everything out of his mouth was something negative. I wish I had that hour back.

  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    the guy wore matrix sunglasses
  • navyjen
    navyjen Posts: 1,043 Member
    Umm. Well I drove through the starbucks parking lot and let's just say his picture was probably 10 years old so I kept driving. Wait maybe that is the best one.
  • jorodri7
    jorodri7 Posts: 1,025 Member
    navyjen wrote: »
    Umm. Well I drove through the starbucks parking lot and let's just say his picture was probably 10 years old so I kept driving. Wait maybe that is the best one.

    Have quite a bit of those. There's a pattern to all these
  • kd_mazur
    kd_mazur Posts: 569 Member
    During out first meeting all of the questions were related to a long term relationship. Did I think we were meant to be together? Did I see us getting married and having children? would he need to adopt my daughter?
    After I get to know someone, these questions would be endearing but on a first lunch date it was a little bit too much.
    I guess I will just go order my 37 cats:)
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    wolfsbayne wrote: »
    I went on a lunch date once where the guy complained the ENTIRE time. That is not an exaggeration. Everything out of his mouth was something negative. I wish I had that hour back.

    I find that hard to believe...that he wasn't just starring at your chest and lost the power to talk.

  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    I've never done online dating but my mom set me up with an Australian bartender that she met somewhere somehow lol. Plus he had all kinds of penile piercings which was SO hot so I was definitely interested. Yeah, I went to his house one time, and it was SO dirty. I mean trash all throughout his house... you couldn't even see the floor. Yeah, I left. I was appalled that not only did he live this way, but that he would also even have the balls to INVITE someone over to see it!

    And then this one guy I met at a dog park was kinda weird but he was okay. We were JUST friends. I had one of my lesbian friends over for the night, and he asked if he could come and join... Not in like a "haha" kinda way but in a "if you don't let me, I'll slit your throat" kinda way... so I just stopped talking to him because he was just a creep. He called me about 2 years later and asked if I wanted to go out. By this time I was married and had a child. I explained this to him, and he got pissy with me and started yelling. First, you're a creep. Second, F off.
  • findinglssjess
    findinglssjess Posts: 386
    jorodri7 wrote: »
    navyjen wrote: »
    Umm. Well I drove through the starbucks parking lot and let's just say his picture was probably 10 years old so I kept driving. Wait maybe that is the best one.

    Have quite a bit of those. There's a pattern to all these

    Yeah I've had that happen too...online profile pic looks good they send my a selfie and it doesn't even look remotely the same...
  • Belle8312
    Belle8312 Posts: 2,151 Member
    I read on one guys profile "if we meet up and you don't look like your pictures, I am going to drink until you do...and you're going to pick up the tab"
    I had to message him just because that's one of the most awesome things I've ever read on a profile!
  • jorodri7
    jorodri7 Posts: 1,025 Member
    Belle8312 wrote: »
    I read on one guys profile "if we meet up and you don't look like your pictures, I am going to drink until you do...and you're going to pick up the tab"
    I had to message him just because that's one of the most awesome things I've ever read on a profile!

    That's great!!!! What a great way to look at things. He's got potential by the sound of it
  • w0den
    w0den Posts: 84
    edited February 2015
    Haha Well! The first words out of his mouth were "You're much more attractive in person than you were in your photo" ...and he even asked if I wanted to go to a hotel room after we finished our coffee .... :(
  • acquilla30
    acquilla30 Posts: 147 Member
    Lol I have had quite a few. I have met guys with weird fetishes, including dating a black girl as a fetish. one guy wanted to play slave/master in reversal roles; he was the slave I was the master. One guy took me to McDonald's on a date for ice cream and than got angry when I wouldn't go home with him.
  • 111YoYo111
    111YoYo111 Posts: 213 Member
    findinglssjess wrote: »
    Girl...let's see where should I start...dated a guy for 3-4 months who swore he was divorced and he was in fact married and still living with his wife...umm couple of psychopaths and another lying married guy...a control freak...couple others who wanted me to save them from their marriages and support them financially...I've now given up on online dating.

    OMG me too! Where would I start? One took me to taco time and talked on the phone to someone in another language the whole meal. Then grabbed more junk food and tried to come to my room. I drove 400 km for that one because he said he'd show me a great time for coming all that way, nice dinner, play pool, go dancing. Ya right.

    The last one grabbed ahold of my boob one hour after we met. I put a stop to that and gave him another chance. By the end of the weekend I had to say "Ya know I think it's about time YOU paid for something!"

    My sister said I should write a book about my dating adventures. Maybe I will once I can laugh about it. Not. Laughing. Yet.
  • Belle8312
    Belle8312 Posts: 2,151 Member
    acquilla30 wrote: »
    Lol I have had quite a few. I have met guys with weird fetishes, including dating a black girl as a fetish. one guy wanted to play slave/master in reversal roles; he was the slave I was the master. One guy took me to McDonald's on a date for ice cream and than got angry when I wouldn't go home with him.

    OMG I almost fell over. I went out with this guy and when we broke up told me I was an "experiment" because he had never dated a white girl before.
  • findinglssjess
    findinglssjess Posts: 386
    Oh and I forgot about the guy who told me my breasts didn't look as big in person.
  • jorodri7
    jorodri7 Posts: 1,025 Member
    findinglssjess wrote: »
    Oh and I forgot about the guy who told me my breasts didn't look as big in person.

    You need to give a real man like me a chance I would never treat you like that
  • findinglssjess
    findinglssjess Posts: 386
    jorodri7 wrote: »
    findinglssjess wrote: »
    Oh and I forgot about the guy who told me my breasts didn't look as big in person.

    You need to give a real man like me a chance I would never treat you like that

    Dude, maybe start with friending me lol
  • jorodri7
    jorodri7 Posts: 1,025 Member
    findinglssjess wrote: »
    jorodri7 wrote: »
    findinglssjess wrote: »
    Oh and I forgot about the guy who told me my breasts didn't look as big in person.

    You need to give a real man like me a chance I would never treat you like that

    Dude, maybe start with friending me lol

    Consider it done
  • Jennloella
    Jennloella Posts: 2,286 Member
    findinglssjess wrote: »
    jorodri7 wrote: »
    findinglssjess wrote: »
    Oh and I forgot about the guy who told me my breasts didn't look as big in person.

    You need to give a real man like me a chance I would never treat you like that

    Dude, maybe start with friending me lol


    hahahahahaha
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    The only interesting men who have contacted me were hackers who screwed up my Match account. Everyone else has said I'm too active for them (I'm 67). I undertand that online dating is the way to go because of our busy lives,l but It's been very disappointing.
  • funjen1972
    funjen1972 Posts: 949 Member
    Ohhhh do I have stories! One involves a very sweaty man on our first date who proclaimed his love for me at the end of lunch. It was just lunch lol Now, if I had slept with him I would have totally understood hehehe
  • seepersaud
    seepersaud Posts: 5,759 Member
    funjen1972 wrote: »
    Now, if I had slept with him I would have totally understood hehehe

    Want to go on a date? LOL

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