What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?

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  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    I like to imagine a mad scientist coming here to find out how to create the most seductive creature in the world, and the results of using this thread as a genetic plan

    it would have soooooo many eyeballs

    Mostly made of eyeballs with some hands, a few shoulders, lots of legs, and I think it would be very hairy and red in general.

    I wish I was an artist

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    7zk3ld4gibe6.jpeg

    I’ve drawn up a couple prototypes

    The question is--which one is sexier???

    Probably going to be divided between the eyes people and the redheads people 🤷🏼‍♀️

    They both have their own sort-of-undeniable....charm?
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    when she ain't afraid to shoot her shot
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    I like to imagine a mad scientist coming here to find out how to create the most seductive creature in the world, and the results of using this thread as a genetic plan

    it would have soooooo many eyeballs

    Mostly made of eyeballs with some hands, a few shoulders, lots of legs, and I think it would be very hairy and red in general.

    I wish I was an artist

    lbkam27pnhqz.jpeg
    7zk3ld4gibe6.jpeg

    I’ve drawn up a couple prototypes

    So gross
  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,495 Member
    A thick accent is definitely a bonus.
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    Wow, it’s a new day already? <yawn>

    Eyes
  • George_of_the_Jungle
    George_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,316 Member
    A thick accent is definitely a bonus.

    Of which origin?
  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,495 Member
    edited August 2019
    A thick accent is definitely a bonus.

    Of which origin?

    Doesn’t really matter to be honest. I always ask people where they are from, when I hear an accent because I find people that are well traveled interesting.

    Obviously I love a good Italian accent because it’s nice to find someone I can talk to in another language that I understand and there would be many common interests that would spark up good conversation. But for example, that deep southern drawl is extremely attractive as well. Or an outrageously charming kiwi accent which I find to be extremely dynamic.
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  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    A thick accent is definitely a bonus.

    Of which origin?

    Doesn’t really matter to be honest. I always ask people where they are from, when I hear an accent because I find people that are well traveled interesting.

    Obviously I love a good Italian accent because it’s nice to find someone I can talk to in another language that I understand and there would be many common interests that would spark up good conversation. But for example, that deep southern drawl is extremely attractive as well. Or that outrageously kiwi accent can be extremely dynamic.

    To the voice thread!

    Since I don't have a good .gif collection, I'm just going to type descriptions of the gifs I'd look for to post from now on.

    This one, pretend you're looking at a gif of Adam West Batman and Robin sliding down their Batpoles into the Batcave but instead of ending up in the Batcave they end up in the voice thread!
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    A thick accent is definitely a bonus.

    Of which origin?

    Doesn’t really matter to be honest. I always ask people where they are from, when I hear an accent because I find people that are well traveled interesting.

    Obviously I love a good Italian accent because it’s nice to find someone I can talk to in another language that I understand and there would be many common interests that would spark up good conversation. But for example, that deep southern drawl is extremely attractive as well. Or that outrageously kiwi accent can be extremely dynamic.

    To the voice thread!

    Since I don't have a good .gif collection, I'm just going to type descriptions of the gifs I'd look for to post from now on.

    This one, pretend you're looking at a gif of Adam West Batman and Robin sliding down their Batpoles into the Batcave but instead of ending up in the Batcave they end up in the voice thread!

    or the wilfred Brimley one where he is charging on horseback...to the voice thread....and diabeeeeeetus!!!
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    A thick accent is definitely a bonus.

    Of which origin?

    Doesn’t really matter to be honest. I always ask people where they are from, when I hear an accent because I find people that are well traveled interesting.

    Obviously I love a good Italian accent because it’s nice to find someone I can talk to in another language that I understand and there would be many common interests that would spark up good conversation. But for example, that deep southern drawl is extremely attractive as well. Or that outrageously kiwi accent can be extremely dynamic.

    To the voice thread!

    Since I don't have a good .gif collection, I'm just going to type descriptions of the gifs I'd look for to post from now on.

    This one, pretend you're looking at a gif of Adam West Batman and Robin sliding down their Batpoles into the Batcave but instead of ending up in the Batcave they end up in the voice thread!

    or the wilfred Brimley one where he is charging on horseback...to the voice thread....and diabeeeeeetus!!!

    I didn't know this was a thing but I like it better than the Batman one already
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    if she's into superstitions, black cats and voodoo dolls
  • George_of_the_Jungle
    George_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,316 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    if she's into superstitions, black cats and voodoo dolls

    https://youtu.be/uS3XJQA6voE
  • dj_thomp1234
    dj_thomp1234 Posts: 73 Member
    eyebrows
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    When she knew what she was doing
  • 777Gemma888
    777Gemma888 Posts: 9,578 Member
    A thick accent is definitely a bonus.

    Of which origin?

    Doesn’t really matter to be honest. I always ask people where they are from, when I hear an accent because I find people that are well traveled interesting.

    Obviously I love a good Italian accent because it’s nice to find someone I can talk to in another language that I understand and there would be many common interests that would spark up good conversation. But for example, that deep southern drawl is extremely attractive as well. Or an outrageously charming kiwi accent which I find to be extremely dynamic.

    Sounds like music @Southern drawl.
  • LAT1963
    LAT1963 Posts: 1,375 Member
    I like dudes with pretty faces--straight, even features and good grooming. (This can be a problem because on average gay men tend to pay more attention to maximizing their facial attractiveness than straight dudes do).
  • Cowsfan1
    Cowsfan1 Posts: 7,937 Member
    When he gives me his meatball.
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    Because @Cowsfan1 is inspirational

    is that a cocker spaniel

    Yes - yes it is - and now the dots are connecting. Yes ?? What the hell were jim dear and darling up to???
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    I gotta get a cocker spaniel
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    I gotta get a cocker spaniel

    Then you too can share some attributes with a serial killer.
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  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    I gotta get a cocker spaniel

    Then you too can share some attributes with a serial killer.
    oehysr2q7yde.jpeg

    I sometimes feel like they have it more “together” than me

    I’m reading enneagram stuff tonight and lookin for patterns, it’s fun and somewhat illuminating
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    I gotta get a cocker spaniel

    Then you too can share some attributes with a serial killer.
    oehysr2q7yde.jpeg

    I sometimes feel like they have it more “together” than me

    I’m reading enneagram stuff tonight and lookin for patterns, it’s fun and somewhat illuminating

    I remember that stuff! It was so complicated. I remember something about a 9.

    On MBTI Ive been testing as ENFP but when I was depressed I think I tested as INFJ
  • George_of_the_Jungle
    George_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,316 Member
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    When he gives me his meatball.
    3f4clzq8dw5t.gif

    Because @Cowsfan1 is inspirational

    is that a cocker spaniel

    Yes - yes it is - and now the dots are connecting. Yes ?? What the hell were jim dear and darling up to???

    It was those evil cats what dun it
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    I tend to test as a sexy 4 or infj in Myers-Briggs land

    Mostly it’s about being too emotional
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    When he gives me his meatball.
    3f4clzq8dw5t.gif

    Because @Cowsfan1 is inspirational

    is that a cocker spaniel

    Yes - yes it is - and now the dots are connecting. Yes ?? What the hell were jim dear and darling up to???

    It was those evil cats what dun it

    That song is probably un PC now
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    When he’s consistent.
  • Cowsfan1
    Cowsfan1 Posts: 7,937 Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    I tend to test as a sexy 4 or infj in Myers-Briggs land

    Mostly it’s about being too emotional

    Wtd are you guys talking about I’m lost af and have had too many beers to care enough to google said acronyms
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    I tend to test as a sexy 4 or infj in Myers-Briggs land

    Mostly it’s about being too emotional

    Wtd are you guys talking about I’m lost af and have had too many beers to care enough to google said acronyms

    Personality tests.

    You drunk MFPing? I feel so left out
  • fitsthemold
    fitsthemold Posts: 67 Member
    I love the booty!
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