What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?
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Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Yoshiboobs wrote: »When they tell me to poison myself. 🥵
Sounds like some incel has a crush on you...
The mom in me feels really sad that that happened to her. Even if she didn't take it seriously and everyone is kinda making not a huge deal about it but some people are having a hard time mentally right now and unfortunately things like that can trigger certain individuals to do just that. I just feel very strong about this because someone dear to me had this happened to and they were not okay and took the person seriously.
Okay I'm done being the mom. Y'all can go back to your playful nonsense now 😘8 -
r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Yoshiboobs wrote: »When they tell me to poison myself. 🥵
Sounds like some incel has a crush on you...
The mom in me feels really sad that that happened to her. Even if she didn't take it seriously and everyone is kinda making not a huge deal about it but some people are having a hard time mentally right now and unfortunately things like that can trigger certain individuals to do just that. I just feel very strong about this because someone dear to me had this happened to and they were not okay and took the person seriously.
Okay I'm done being the mom. Y'all can go back to your playful nonsense now 😘
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r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Yoshiboobs wrote: »When they tell me to poison myself. 🥵
Sounds like some incel has a crush on you...
The mom in me feels really sad that that happened to her. Even if she didn't take it seriously and everyone is kinda making not a huge deal about it but some people are having a hard time mentally right now and unfortunately things like that can trigger certain individuals to do just that. I just feel very strong about this because someone dear to me had this happened to and they were not okay and took the person seriously.
Okay I'm done being the mom. Y'all can go back to your playful nonsense now 😘
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When she sleeps all day, then says it’s only 5:50 am. 🙄😍3
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When they have the confidence to smile and walk right up and say something to break the ice.3
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When they monitor my food diary and aren’t shy about sharing that they will be looking.4
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Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Yoshiboobs wrote: »When they tell me to poison myself. 🥵
Wow, that's dark.
This thread has me convinced that women are just plain weird
It took you this long, huh?
I understand.
My second try at the fifth grade was the best three years of my life.3 -
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When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.4 -
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brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
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brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
I live for these descriptions 👌2 -
brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=8532 -
Smile. Especially dimples. So yummy!1
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brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=853
Well i should certainly hope not
Okay so they are a thing. I hear ‘scrunch butt’ and my mind thinks ‘dumpy *kitten* sweatpants’
I was going to google a pic to show you what i meant but this came up instead. Never smashed order so fast
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brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=853
Well i should certainly hope not
Okay so they are a thing. I hear ‘scrunch butt’ and my mind thinks ‘dumpy *kitten* sweatpants’
I was going to google a pic to show you what i meant but this came up instead. Never smashed order so fast
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brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=853
Well i should certainly hope not
Okay so they are a thing. I hear ‘scrunch butt’ and my mind thinks ‘dumpy *kitten* sweatpants’
I was going to google a pic to show you what i meant but this came up instead. Never smashed order so fast
If "Turkey pants selfie" becomes a thread on these forums I'm never leaving3 -
Yoshiboobs wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=853
Well i should certainly hope not
Okay so they are a thing. I hear ‘scrunch butt’ and my mind thinks ‘dumpy *kitten* sweatpants’
I was going to google a pic to show you what i meant but this came up instead. Never smashed order so fast
Hot 🥵
Right? You cant resist a long bottom1 -
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Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=853
Well i should certainly hope not
Okay so they are a thing. I hear ‘scrunch butt’ and my mind thinks ‘dumpy *kitten* sweatpants’
I was going to google a pic to show you what i meant but this came up instead. Never smashed order so fast
If "Turkey pants selfie" becomes a thread on these forums I'm never leaving
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brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=853brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=853
Well i should certainly hope not
Okay so they are a thing. I hear ‘scrunch butt’ and my mind thinks ‘dumpy *kitten* sweatpants’
I was going to google a pic to show you what i meant but this came up instead. Never smashed order so fast
they make *kitten* look amazing fyi
but wtf is sensually scrunched vs overly scrunched lmao2 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=853brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=853
Well i should certainly hope not
Okay so they are a thing. I hear ‘scrunch butt’ and my mind thinks ‘dumpy *kitten* sweatpants’
I was going to google a pic to show you what i meant but this came up instead. Never smashed order so fast
they make *kitten* look amazing fyi
but wtf is sensually scrunched vs overly scrunched lmao
One is sensual, the other looks like a buncha crumpled up newspapers (laden with non-sensual news)5 -
Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=853brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=853
Well i should certainly hope not
Okay so they are a thing. I hear ‘scrunch butt’ and my mind thinks ‘dumpy *kitten* sweatpants’
I was going to google a pic to show you what i meant but this came up instead. Never smashed order so fast
they make *kitten* look amazing fyi
but wtf is sensually scrunched vs overly scrunched lmao
One is sensual, the other looks like a buncha crumpled up newspapers (laden with non-sensual news)
Exactly.
Not sensual:
Sensual:
Not sensual:
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brustmannzwei wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=853brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=853
Well i should certainly hope not
Okay so they are a thing. I hear ‘scrunch butt’ and my mind thinks ‘dumpy *kitten* sweatpants’
I was going to google a pic to show you what i meant but this came up instead. Never smashed order so fast
they make *kitten* look amazing fyi
but wtf is sensually scrunched vs overly scrunched lmao
One is sensual, the other looks like a buncha crumpled up newspapers (laden with non-sensual news)
Exactly.
Not sensual:
Sensual:
Not sensual:
Maybe i’m a woman of low standards but i’m struggling to find things i don’t like here, what am i missing2 -
brustmannzwei wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=853brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=853
Well i should certainly hope not
Okay so they are a thing. I hear ‘scrunch butt’ and my mind thinks ‘dumpy *kitten* sweatpants’
I was going to google a pic to show you what i meant but this came up instead. Never smashed order so fast
they make *kitten* look amazing fyi
but wtf is sensually scrunched vs overly scrunched lmao
One is sensual, the other looks like a buncha crumpled up newspapers (laden with non-sensual news)
Exactly.
Not sensual:
Sensual:
Not sensual:
Maybe i’m a woman of low standards but i’m struggling to find things i don’t like here, what am i missing
Imma get back to work but do you notice how the clothing on the sensual one looks almost like a whale tale and the others look like either her *kitten* exploded and the clothing prevented the blast from harming the people behind her or her *kitten* imploded and her clothing prevented the suction from sucking anyone behind her from being sucked in?3 -
I think the purpose of the "crunch" thing is to give you the illusion of a Instagram models butt..methinks. I'm probably wrong. And drunk. Oh well.5
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brustmannzwei wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=853brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=853
Well i should certainly hope not
Okay so they are a thing. I hear ‘scrunch butt’ and my mind thinks ‘dumpy *kitten* sweatpants’
I was going to google a pic to show you what i meant but this came up instead. Never smashed order so fast
they make *kitten* look amazing fyi
but wtf is sensually scrunched vs overly scrunched lmao
One is sensual, the other looks like a buncha crumpled up newspapers (laden with non-sensual news)
Exactly.
Not sensual:
Sensual:
Not sensual:
Maybe i’m a woman of low standards but i’m struggling to find things i don’t like here, what am i missing
The third one made me think of it um.. As a extended *kitten*. I'm I getting written up for *kitten*?1 -
brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=853brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=853
Well i should certainly hope not
Okay so they are a thing. I hear ‘scrunch butt’ and my mind thinks ‘dumpy *kitten* sweatpants’
I was going to google a pic to show you what i meant but this came up instead. Never smashed order so fast
they make *kitten* look amazing fyi
but wtf is sensually scrunched vs overly scrunched lmao
One is sensual, the other looks like a buncha crumpled up newspapers (laden with non-sensual news)
Exactly.
Not sensual:
Sensual:
Not sensual:
Maybe i’m a woman of low standards but i’m struggling to find things i don’t like here, what am i missing
Imma get back to work but do you notice how the clothing on the sensual one looks almost like a whale tale and the others look like either her *kitten* exploded and the clothing prevented the blast from harming the people behind her or her *kitten* imploded and her clothing prevented the suction from sucking anyone behind her from being sucked in?
😂😂😂😂😂 you worded this way better1 -
brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=853brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=853
Well i should certainly hope not
Okay so they are a thing. I hear ‘scrunch butt’ and my mind thinks ‘dumpy *kitten* sweatpants’
I was going to google a pic to show you what i meant but this came up instead. Never smashed order so fast
they make *kitten* look amazing fyi
but wtf is sensually scrunched vs overly scrunched lmao
One is sensual, the other looks like a buncha crumpled up newspapers (laden with non-sensual news)
Exactly.
Not sensual:
Sensual:
Not sensual:
Maybe i’m a woman of low standards but i’m struggling to find things i don’t like here, what am i missing
Imma get back to work but do you notice how the clothing on the sensual one looks almost like a whale tale and the others look like either her *kitten* exploded and the clothing prevented the blast from harming the people behind her or her *kitten* imploded and her clothing prevented the suction from sucking anyone behind her from being sucked in?
I better study them some more just to be safe1
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