What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?
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brustmannzwei wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=853brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=853
Well i should certainly hope not
Okay so they are a thing. I hear ‘scrunch butt’ and my mind thinks ‘dumpy *kitten* sweatpants’
I was going to google a pic to show you what i meant but this came up instead. Never smashed order so fast
they make *kitten* look amazing fyi
but wtf is sensually scrunched vs overly scrunched lmao
One is sensual, the other looks like a buncha crumpled up newspapers (laden with non-sensual news)
Exactly.
Not sensual:
Sensual:
Not sensual:
It looks like her *kitten* is sucking in the pants 😂🤣3 -
Well, I just saw some cute *kitten* with varying "unattractive" pants on them4
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Hey, it's my weakness, not yours. You want to wear some chinesium britches that look unattractive have at it.
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I have no weakness
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Definitely shoulders0
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A woman who knows what she wants...3
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eatpolerepeat wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=853brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=853
Well i should certainly hope not
Okay so they are a thing. I hear ‘scrunch butt’ and my mind thinks ‘dumpy *kitten* sweatpants’
I was going to google a pic to show you what i meant but this came up instead. Never smashed order so fast
they make *kitten* look amazing fyi
but wtf is sensually scrunched vs overly scrunched lmao
One is sensual, the other looks like a buncha crumpled up newspapers (laden with non-sensual news)
Exactly.
Not sensual:
Sensual:
Not sensual:
It looks like her *kitten* is sucking in the pants 😂🤣
I'm getting me some of those 😂
Pics please 😍2 -
eatpolerepeat wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=853brustmannzwei wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she gets my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor but won't chuckle just because. She'll tell me how stupid my joke was if that is what she thinks and only chuckle if she means it. She'll also smack me upside the head when my dry, sometimes raunchy, humor is inappropriate no matter how funny it is because I am inappropriate sometimes and need that.
When she's driving and can't find anything on the radio she wants to listen so, she will sometimes turn it to a talk radio station because that is what I like to listen to event though she's driving and thus is in control of the radio.
She may not feel comfortable getting a massage by herself but will have no qualms about getting a couples massage with me.
After a hard day of us taking care of the property, occasionally, she'll decide, after we clean ourselves up, to lounge around the house in a pair of short shorts or scrunch butt leggins. Not the overly scrunched kind but the sensually scrunched kind. She'll toss on a V neck, backless crop top or spaghetti strap cami. She'll then enjoy relaxing by the pool or inside by the fire doing whatever it is she likes to do to relax. I'll take care of dinner for the two of us.
Not a thing
Is that really a thing??
Would I lie to you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrunch+butt+leggings&client=ubuntu&hs=16i&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi78cXRgczrAhUPknIEHSQaAcQQ_AUoAnoECA0QBA&biw=1471&bih=853
Well i should certainly hope not
Okay so they are a thing. I hear ‘scrunch butt’ and my mind thinks ‘dumpy *kitten* sweatpants’
I was going to google a pic to show you what i meant but this came up instead. Never smashed order so fast
they make *kitten* look amazing fyi
but wtf is sensually scrunched vs overly scrunched lmao
One is sensual, the other looks like a buncha crumpled up newspapers (laden with non-sensual news)
Exactly.
Not sensual:
Sensual:
Not sensual:
It looks like her *kitten* is sucking in the pants 😂🤣
I'm getting me some of those 😂
Pics please 😍
Ok, just for you, please don't sell these ones on 😒
Oi, only me1 -
When she gets giddy over being called a little fatty1
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when she knows that i know but doesn't fight when i annoy her anyway
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »
Usually my sense of humor comes from a lack of intellect, and my intelligence comes from a lack humor 🤷🏽♂️...1 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »
Usually my sense of humor comes from a lack of intellect, and my intelligence comes from a lack humor 🤷🏽♂️...
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »
Usually my sense of humor comes from a lack of intellect, and my intelligence comes from a lack humor 🤷🏽♂️...
I don't think anyone understands what I mean better than you Jo 😂1 -
Pulls the trash cans out 🥰1
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When she hates soft toothbrushes3
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something something mirrors2
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Honestly honestly honestly...
All I'm saying is...
If she asked ME about MY fitness goals...
I'd be like... 😍
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When he’s a bleeder.2
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When she’s worried about me walking outside at night.🥰2
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PaperDoll_ wrote: »When he’s a bleeder.
Lol I'd have to agree here! I'm always partial to saying 'yes' when there's a sharp instrument pointing at my balls lmao3 -
PaperDoll_ wrote: »When he’s a bleeder.
Lol I'd have to agree here! I'm always partial to saying 'yes' when there's a sharp instrument pointing at my balls lmao
What in tarnation is going on HERE? And, is there room for at least one more?2 -
PaperDoll_ wrote: »When he’s a bleeder.
Lol I'd have to agree here! I'm always partial to saying 'yes' when there's a sharp instrument pointing at my balls lmao
What in tarnation is going on HERE? And, is there room for at least one more?
😂 I was talking about sensitive gums.
But I’m not opposed to the other. 😏3 -
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When she's not afraid to show me some affection 🥰😍6
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Well my friend......she’s several states away and paranoid for no reason. I tell her how safe my ‘hood is but she’s still protective. Right @PaperDoll_ ?brustmannzwei wrote: »
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Well my friend......she’s several states away and paranoid for no reason. I tell her how safe my ‘hood is but she’s still protective. Right @PaperDoll_ ?brustmannzwei wrote: »
The dark makes it harder to spot those black SUVs. And I’m not sure where @Tankiscool has been lately. 😬3 -
Their height (6 ft), smile, and eyes.. 😍😍
Sense of humor ❤️❤️1 -
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