What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?

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  • Joy_stick79
    Joy_stick79 Posts: 71 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    I hate it here ok who wants no brains and an old face and no rack

    No one?? What if i throw in big feet

    You had me with old feet...
    I mean big face...

    Will you settle for no face and a big rack oh god i can’t even joke about it

    LOL. Literally just lol'ed all over my self...
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    What about a big gun rack, a sleek and smooth brain (almost no creases!) and an extra face

    Ooh how do i get the wrinkles out of my brain they’ve really been making me self conscious
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    What about a big gun rack, a sleek and smooth brain (almost no creases!) and an extra face

    how many arms
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    What about a big gun rack, a sleek and smooth brain (almost no creases!) and an extra face

    how many arms

    Baker's dozen before molting
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    What about a big gun rack, a sleek and smooth brain (almost no creases!) and an extra face

    Ooh how do i get the wrinkles out of my brain they’ve really been making me self conscious

    I can suggest some shows
  • toriann319
    toriann319 Posts: 994 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    What about a big gun rack, a sleek and smooth brain (almost no creases!) and an extra face

    Ooh how do i get the wrinkles out of my brain they’ve really been making me self conscious

    Also interested in an extra face, preferably one better than the one I have now. Will pay extra.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,251 Member
    Someone with an exceptionally large....

    Heart......not enlarged in the physical sense. I don’t want to play nurse. In the metaphorical sense. 🥰
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    I hate it here ok who wants no brains and an old face and no rack

    No one?? What if i throw in big feet

    Will she like... Smash dishes, go through my phone and leave a knife in my lunch box wrapped in her underwear 😍

    Ok how did women get the reputation of being impossible creatures to figure out because whaaaaaaaat
  • BahstenB10
    BahstenB10 Posts: 227 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    I hate it here ok who wants no brains and an old face and no rack

    No one?? What if i throw in big feet

    Will she like... Smash dishes, go through my phone and leave a knife in my lunch box wrapped in her underwear 😍

    Are you with my ex now? Sounds like it.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Someone with an exceptionally large....

    Heart......not enlarged in the physical sense. I don’t want to play nurse. In the metaphorical sense. 🥰

    Don't look at me when when anyone dies in Harry Potter 🙈...

    That's gotta count for something right? 🤷🏽‍♂️
  • MelG7777 wrote: »
    Someone with an exceptionally large....

    Heart......not enlarged in the physical sense. I don’t want to play nurse. In the metaphorical sense. 🥰

    Don't look at me when when anyone dies in Harry Potter 🙈...

    That's gotta count for something right? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    how did you feel about Old Yeller?
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,251 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Someone with an exceptionally large....

    Heart......not enlarged in the physical sense. I don’t want to play nurse. In the metaphorical sense. 🥰

    Don't look at me when when anyone dies in Harry Potter 🙈...

    That's gotta count for something right? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    I’ve never heard of it. But I’m sure it counts for something. Right?
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    I hate it here ok who wants no brains and an old face and no rack

    No one?? What if i throw in big feet

    Will she like... Smash dishes, go through my phone and leave a knife in my lunch box wrapped in her underwear 😍

    Ok how did women get the reputation of being impossible creatures to figure out because whaaaaaaaat

    I just think it's funny when they do this 😂
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Someone with an exceptionally large....

    Heart......not enlarged in the physical sense. I don’t want to play nurse. In the metaphorical sense. 🥰

    Don't look at me when when anyone dies in Harry Potter 🙈...

    That's gotta count for something right? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    how did you feel about Old Yeller?

    I couldn't watch it...

    I've always been more of a "Where the red fern grows" kinda guy 🤷🏽‍♂️
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Someone with an exceptionally large....

    Heart......not enlarged in the physical sense. I don’t want to play nurse. In the metaphorical sense. 🥰

    Don't look at me when when anyone dies in Harry Potter 🙈...

    That's gotta count for something right? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    how did you feel about Old Yeller?

    Anything with animals 😢
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,251 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Someone with an exceptionally large....

    Heart......not enlarged in the physical sense. I don’t want to play nurse. In the metaphorical sense. 🥰

    Don't look at me when when anyone dies in Harry Potter 🙈...

    That's gotta count for something right? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    how did you feel about Old Yeller?

    Anything with animals 😢

    Was re-reading Black Beauty to my daughter. First chapter in. 😭😭 Why??????? It gets me every time.
  • BahstenB10
    BahstenB10 Posts: 227 Member
    BahstenB10 wrote: »
    Hate to admit this but nothing like a nice rack and a brain to go along with it :+1:

    A nice spice rack?😁

    How did you know?
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    A nice chest and bank account.
  • will_it_go_round_in_circles
    will_it_go_round_in_circles Posts: 985 Member
    edited September 2020
    BahstenB10 wrote: »
    Hate to admit this but nothing like a nice rack and a brain to go along with it :+1:

    A nice spice rack?😁

    That's one way to put it
  • BahstenB10
    BahstenB10 Posts: 227 Member
    BahstenB10 wrote: »
    Hate to admit this but nothing like a nice rack and a brain to go along with it :+1:

    A nice spice rack?😁

    That's one way to put it

    She is gonna spice up my life!
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    A nice chest and bank account.

    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat if he keeps all his bank-type-stuff in a solid chest beneath the floorboards
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    A nice chest and bank account.

    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat if he keeps all his bank-type-stuff in a solid chest beneath the floorboards

    exactly 😉
  • BahstenB10
    BahstenB10 Posts: 227 Member
    BahstenB10 wrote: »
    Hate to admit this but nothing like a nice rack and a brain to go along with it :+1:

    A nice spice rack?😁

    That's one way to put it
    BahstenB10 wrote: »
    BahstenB10 wrote: »
    Hate to admit this but nothing like a nice rack and a brain to go along with it :+1:

    A nice spice rack?😁

    That's one way to put it

    She is gonna spice up my life!

    Way to a mans heart through his stomach yea? 🤷‍♀️

    I am a very picky eater, you know.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,251 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Someone with an exceptionally large....

    Heart......not enlarged in the physical sense. I don’t want to play nurse. In the metaphorical sense. 🥰

    Don't look at me when when anyone dies in Harry Potter 🙈...

    That's gotta count for something right? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    how did you feel about Old Yeller?

    I couldn't watch it...

    I've always been more of a "Where the red fern grows" kinda guy 🤷🏽‍♂️
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Someone with an exceptionally large....

    Heart......not enlarged in the physical sense. I don’t want to play nurse. In the metaphorical sense. 🥰

    Don't look at me when when anyone dies in Harry Potter 🙈...

    That's gotta count for something right? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    how did you feel about Old Yeller?

    Anything with animals 😢

    Was re-reading Black Beauty to my daughter. First chapter in. 😭😭 Why??????? It gets me every time.

    my kid was bawling the other day bc he read ‘where the red fern grows’ and then he got real mad at me for having it in the house where he could find it and read it and make him sad 😂😂

    I would do that. I’d blame you too. I can’t be responsible for things like that left within my reach.
    😂
  • _DisasterDoll_
    _DisasterDoll_ Posts: 178 Member
    What about a big gun rack, a sleek and smooth brain (almost no creases!) and an extra face

    Sounds like a MIB movie- but like, in Kentucky.
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