The Person BELOW ME Is, Has, Wants, Can't

jaymvita
jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
edited November 13 in Chit-Chat
Simple. Post in the blind about the person below you ... And hope they own up to it. ;)

Like this:

The person below me ...

Is a right, sexy bizNATCH!
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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited February 2015
    Is Sleepy, Sexy, Hungry

    I'm always right!!!
  • strozman
    strozman Posts: 2,622 Member
    edited February 2015
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Is Sleepy, Sexy, Hungry
    2 out of 3 lol

    Is intelligent and kind




    for a serial killer
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    I select my prey using a complex algorithm I wrote and kill them in their sleep. Yes.

    Has a tickle fetish but only with dirty feather dusters.
  • mamameaof2kiddos
    mamameaof2kiddos Posts: 6,611 Member
    He has a great body
  • WishesOnTheStar
    WishesOnTheStar Posts: 114 Member
    She has been a naughty little *kitten* and needs to be taught a lesson ;)
  • pipsqueak1990
    pipsqueak1990 Posts: 791 Member
    Has on obsession with toenails
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    pipsqueak1990 wrote: »
    Has on obsession with toenails

    Only my own.

    The person below me ... Can't stop playing "pocket hockey" in public.
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    I don't even know what that is o.o
    Must google.

    TPBM is a duel master on DND
  • livvi2691
    livvi2691 Posts: 191 Member
    Never played dnd, wow yes but I'm a very low level!

    TPBM is a secret spy
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    So secret I didn't even know. But I'll be activated soon.

    TPBM can't whistle and chew gum at the same time.
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    I can, if you want spit all over you lol

    TPBM likes animated films
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    All types. Even the ones you wouldn't want your parents to see.

    TPBM wants me ...





    ... To do their dishes.
  • BlueEyedRedhead
    BlueEyedRedhead Posts: 5,169 Member
    edited February 2015
    Oh please... would you? Then I can play video games all day.

    tpbm is going to play video games all day
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Why not? Tomb raider competition is on!

    TPBM has 50 cats.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    I would do your dishes. After I play video games all day.

    TPBM has a dark secret involving a hamster and some petroleum jelly.
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    I thought it was hair gel and just wanted to dress him in his hamster tuxedo for a hot date with a gerbil (even though his parents didn't approve of her)

    TPBM just got home from a GREAT night and it included county jail.
  • BlueEyedRedhead
    BlueEyedRedhead Posts: 5,169 Member
    It was so worth it tho....

    TPBM has a pancake obsession
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Is- a Friendly person
    Has- a Sugar addiction
    Can't- have coffee unless its sweet
  • mamameaof2kiddos
    mamameaof2kiddos Posts: 6,611 Member
    Has a very sexy kissable lips grrrr!

    Is a funny woman
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    mamameaof2kiddos wrote: »
    Has a very sexy kissable lips grrrr!

    Is a funny woman

    The sex change was worth it for the compliment.

    TPBM wants the world to know that they shave everywhere because it makes them feel "smoothy"
  • 19juanita72
    19juanita72 Posts: 1,080 Member
    Everyone loves smoothies. ;)

    TPBM is so hot. I'm jealous.
  • BlueEyedRedhead
    BlueEyedRedhead Posts: 5,169 Member
    I know right? It's a burden.... :p

    The person below me is whisking me off on a Caribbean Cruise!
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    And it's clothing optional so pack light. :)

    TPBM is getting ready to give the best back rub ever.
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    edited February 2015
    I have been told I give a mighty fine massage.

    TPBM wants another cup of coffee
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    And I'm about to have one.

    TPBM just got off the phone and is all hot and bothered in a good way.
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    I did just get off the phone...but it was my mother-in-law...so not very hot...but mildly bothered.

    TPBM can't whistle
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Only when I work. Yes. I'm a mining dwarf.

    TPBM has spent at least a few minutes staring directly into the sun.
  • jsuter08
    jsuter08 Posts: 43
    False- I can whistle a pretty wicked tune

    TOBM is probably snowed in and has cabin fever like me
  • 19juanita72
    19juanita72 Posts: 1,080 Member
    Yes I am. I hate the snow. :(

    TPBM has nothing better to do than surf the forums and look for intelligent life... Or at least someone amusing.
  • jsuter08
    jsuter08 Posts: 43
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Only when I work. Yes. I'm a mining dwarf.

    TPBM has spent at least a few minutes staring directly into the sun.

    Oops didn't scroll all the way down

    And no- unless being flashed by my arc welder counts?

    TPBM is tired
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