The Person BELOW ME Is, Has, Wants, Can't

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  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    19juanita72 wrote: »
    Yes I am. I hate the snow. :(

    TPBM has nothing better to do than surf the forums and look for intelligent life... Or at least someone amusing.

    And I am finding it here and elsewhere.

    TPBM has thought about licking their phone screen several times today.
  • SJunczyk
    SJunczyk Posts: 430 Member
    Just once - gotta clean it somehow!

    TPBM keeps opening and closing the fridge waiting for a miracle to happen
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    SJunczyk wrote: »
    Just once - gotta clean it somehow!

    TPBM keeps opening and closing the fridge waiting for a miracle to happen

    And one day, I shall catch that penguin in the act of turning the light on and off!

    TPBM has a weird fetish for pickled peppers.
  • 19juanita72
    19juanita72 Posts: 1,080 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    SJunczyk wrote: »
    Just once - gotta clean it somehow!

    TPBM keeps opening and closing the fridge waiting for a miracle to happen

    And one day, I shall catch that penguin in the act of turning the light on and off!

    TPBM has a weird fetish for pickled peppers.

    My neighbor keeps saying I have a fetish for pickled peppers... No wonder all my dates bring me weird gifts. :(

    TPBM has angry bird pajamas.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    19juanita72 wrote: »
    jaymvita wrote: »
    SJunczyk wrote: »
    Just once - gotta clean it somehow!

    TPBM keeps opening and closing the fridge waiting for a miracle to happen

    And one day, I shall catch that penguin in the act of turning the light on and off!

    TPBM has a weird fetish for pickled peppers.

    My neighbor keeps saying I have a fetish for pickled peppers... No wonder all my dates bring me weird gifts. :(

    TPBM has angry bird pajamas.

    Angry Bird boxers ... Close enough.

    TPBM is now picturing me in nothing but Angry Bird boxers.
  • SJunczyk
    SJunczyk Posts: 430 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    19juanita72 wrote: »
    jaymvita wrote: »
    SJunczyk wrote: »
    Just once - gotta clean it somehow!

    TPBM keeps opening and closing the fridge waiting for a miracle to happen

    And one day, I shall catch that penguin in the act of turning the light on and off!

    TPBM has a weird fetish for pickled peppers.

    My neighbor keeps saying I have a fetish for pickled peppers... No wonder all my dates bring me weird gifts. :(

    TPBM has angry bird pajamas.

    Angry Bird boxers ... Close enough.

    TPBM is now picturing me in nothing but Angry Bird boxers.

    Oh hell yes!!!!

    TPBM wants to know my dirty little secret
  • pipsqueak1990
    pipsqueak1990 Posts: 791 Member
    ooooo yes!!!

    TPBM wishes they had my rack :wink:
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    I am. But not quite the way you might be thinking it. ;)

    TPBM has wondered at some point what my abs taste like.
  • pipsqueak1990
    pipsqueak1990 Posts: 791 Member
    ooooo yes!!

    TPBM Isnt quiet what They seem!!
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    pipsqueak1990 wrote: »
    ooooo yes!!

    TPBM Isnt quiet what They seem!!

    Yes. I am a cyborg.

    TPBM has been caught dancing in the nude more than once.
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    nope

    tpbm thinks mansons new album is perfect
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Didn't realize Shirley Manson had an album out but I'm sure it's super groovy and I can bug out to it. ;)

  • 19juanita72
    19juanita72 Posts: 1,080 Member
    Perfect for the trash...

    TPBM likes to cuddle on the couch while watching movies on the weekend.
  • 19juanita72
    19juanita72 Posts: 1,080 Member
    Guess I was to slow. ;(
  • 19juanita72
    19juanita72 Posts: 1,080 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Didn't realize Shirley Manson had an album out but I'm sure it's super groovy and I can bug out to it. ;)


    Who wouldn't want to touch that hiney?
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    19juanita72 wrote: »
    Perfect for the trash...

    TPBM likes to cuddle on the couch while watching movies on the weekend.

    True. Wearing nothing but Angry Bird boxers.

    TPBM is pretty sure that their milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
  • SJunczyk
    SJunczyk Posts: 430 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    19juanita72 wrote: »
    Perfect for the trash...

    TPBM likes to cuddle on the couch while watching movies on the weekend.

    True. Wearing nothing but Angry Bird boxers.

    TPBM is pretty sure that their milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

    You got me to a T!

    TPBM flexes in the mirror and takes naked selfies :p
  • BlueEyedRedhead
    BlueEyedRedhead Posts: 5,169 Member
    Doesn't everyone?

    TPBM plans to completely be lazy tomorrow.
  • justinegibbons
    justinegibbons Posts: 918 Member
    Yes. I have every intention of doing basically nothing tomorrow!

    TPBM ate something today they probably shouldn't have but totally doesn't feel guilty
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Krispy Kreme donut and it was GLORIOUS.

    TPBM thinks lacy, frilly things are "way too bulky" and winks when she says it.
  • SwitzEngine
    SwitzEngine Posts: 3,418 Member
    TPBM is married and has 3 children
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Truth!

    TPBM can't hold their liquor and usually winds up in a drunk tank.
  • mamameaof2kiddos
    mamameaof2kiddos Posts: 6,611 Member
    TPBM hot pinoy! :)
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    mamameaof2kiddos wrote: »
    TPBM hot pinoy! :)

    Also truth! ;)

    TPBM is the new hotness.
  • SwitzEngine
    SwitzEngine Posts: 3,418 Member
    nope I am Swiss

    TPBM was in the gym today
  • mamameaof2kiddos
    mamameaof2kiddos Posts: 6,611 Member
    mmm I don't think so lol

    TPBM loves to eat popcorn!
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
    Guilty pleasure... One of many.

    TPBM snuck out of their parents' house on a regular basis back in the day.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    TheBeerRunner wrote: »
    Guilty pleasure... One of many.

    TPBM snuck out of their parents' house on a regular basis back in the day.

    Can't prove it.

    TPBM has danced on a bar or two.
  • funsizerunner
    funsizerunner Posts: 632
    Keeps me hidden in there basement..... To use for their own pleasure
  • mamameaof2kiddos
    mamameaof2kiddos Posts: 6,611 Member
    edited February 2015
    TheBeerRunner wrote: »
    Guilty pleasure... One of many.

    TPBM snuck out of their parents' house on a regular basis back in the day.

    Editted: miss read lol Not true :)

    Has a friendly personality
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