The Person BELOW ME Is, Has, Wants, Can't

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  • livvi2691
    livvi2691 Posts: 191 Member
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    jaymvita wrote: »
    livvi2691 wrote: »
    That be true..

    TPBM wears socks to bed to hide their hideous feet

    When not wearing Angry Bird boxers, I wear full footie pajamas with a butt hatch to hide my hideous everything.

    TPBM has blown a mind or two in the bedroom with a super-secret patented move.

    Awww angry bird boxers!!!
  • livvi2691
    livvi2691 Posts: 191 Member
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    SwitzEngine wrote: »
    lol, nope
    TPBM lives still at with mom because its easier

    Not because it's easier, but because I'm waiting for the keys to my new flat..

    TPBM is in love with someone on mfp
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    livvi2691 wrote: »
    SwitzEngine wrote: »
    lol, nope
    TPBM lives still at with mom because its easier

    Not because it's easier, but because I'm waiting for the keys to my new flat..

    TPBM is in love with someone on mfp

    Not so much "in love" as "willing to follow around at a distance watching and memorizing their every move and recording it in a journal of 'My Everything' which is really just a basement wall marked up with chalk"

    Does that count?

    TPBM is once again right now picturing me in Angry Bird boxers.
  • livvi2691
    livvi2691 Posts: 191 Member
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    I'd love to see you in angry bird boxers :blush:

    TPBM wants some angry bird boxers too!
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Though I prefer boxer-briefs, my Angry Bird boxers could use a few more pairs for company.

    TPBM goes commando from time to time just because they can.
  • livvi2691
    livvi2691 Posts: 191 Member
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    Only when I'm hoping to be risky in a hotel lift ;)

    TPBM wishes he could work in the nude
  • SwitzEngine
    SwitzEngine Posts: 3,418 Member
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    I can, when I work from home like today

    TPBM likes to have a glass of wine for breakfast
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    livvi2691 wrote: »
    Only when I'm hoping to be risky in a hotel lift ;)

    TPBM wishes he could work in the nude

    If my offices weren't so cold, I would. As it is, the resulting shrinkage from the cold would just be bad for everyone involved.

    TPBM knows how to wiggle it ... Just a little bit.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    No one will lay claim to being able to wiggle it!?
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
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    Yeah, I can wiggle my nose.. Barely LOL.

    TPBM is sitting naked on their bed while mfping.
  • BlueEyedRedhead
    BlueEyedRedhead Posts: 5,169 Member
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    Yes, but why can't I get this blasted webcam to work?!?

    TPBM is afraid of the dark.
  • angelunchained5
    angelunchained5 Posts: 73 Member
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    Jaymvita you are officially the cause of my smile tonight...good game...angry bird boxers! <3
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    BlueEyedRedhead wrote: »
    Yes, but why can't I get this blasted webcam to work?!?

    TPBM is afraid of the dark.

    Only afraid of the trouble that I can get into there. ;)

    TPBM has groped a stranger.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    edited February 2015
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    angelunchained5 wrote: »
    Jaymvita you are officially the cause of my smile tonight...good game...angry bird boxers! <3

    Awwww shucks ;) tweren't nuthin'!
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    jaymvita wrote: »
    angelunchained5 wrote: »
    Jaymvita you are officially the cause of my smile tonight...good game...angry bird boxers! <3

    Awwww shucks ;) tweren't nuthin'!

    Wait just realized I TPBMd myself.

    Ok, yes I've groped a stranger. There I said it.

    TPBM has ALSO groped a stranger.
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    edited February 2015
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    No...but I've been groped. Hey was that you? 1 train in Manhattan, heading uptown...somewhere between 72nd and 79th street, I recall.

    TPBM is a terrible speller
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    ilfaith wrote: »
    No...but I've been groped. Hey was that you? 1 train in Manhattan, heading uptown...somewhere between 72nd and 79th street, I recall?

    TPBM is a terrible speller

    Was I drissed in a ovurcote and sunglassies? Becoz yes that mite have bean me.

    TPBM knows the difference between a sachet and a sashay.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
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    Right you are, I sashayed my way through the train you were on Jay. The sachet in my drawer smells like BACON!

    TPBM is a cat lady
  • BlueEyedRedhead
    BlueEyedRedhead Posts: 5,169 Member
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    Yes it's true.....

    TPBM wants to run away....
  • Feelgood97
    Feelgood97 Posts: 89 Member
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    has a lamborghini B)

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