Any good detox or cleanses that actually work???

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  • Azexas
    Azexas Posts: 4,334 Member
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    Nony_Mouse wrote: »
    dawnna76 wrote: »
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    It's good, but not a patch on the "There's no such thing as bad food" thread. That was epic. I am still mourning its loss.

    Agreed- That thread was amazing. I woke up in the morning to read it and saw it was nuked :(
  • happyfeetrebel1
    happyfeetrebel1 Posts: 1,005 Member
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    Nony_Mouse wrote: »
    Troutsy wrote: »
    dawnna76 wrote: »
    Im only in for the peep clense if I can do this with them.

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    Can I pair this with the Cadbury creme egg cleanse?

    In for Cadbury creme egg cleanse!

    Nope. Not since they changed them, in NZ at least. We get UK ones now, the filling is wrong and the chocolate is sub-par. Also, no dream eggs (white chocolate) anymore :(.

    Can I do it with the mini hazelnut/caramel eggs?

    No for me, too. They changed them in the US, too. And they suck now. And it's all US's (well, Hershey's) fault. WAAAAAA!

    They have the Cadbury's mini eggs. They're still good, and the chocolate to fondant ratio is delish. They come packed in a little egg crate, in a dozen. Eat half in the morning and the other half throughout the day and you have a win.

    /wanders off to find ice cream cleanse group.

  • Nony_Mouse
    Nony_Mouse Posts: 5,646 Member
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    Troutsy wrote: »
    Nony_Mouse wrote: »
    dawnna76 wrote: »
    attachment.php?attachmentid=7530&d=1364592620&thumb=1

    It's good, but not a patch on the "There's no such thing as bad food" thread. That was epic. I am still mourning its loss.

    Agreed- That thread was amazing. I woke up in the morning to read it and saw it was nuked :(

    I was attempting to post one last cat gif and failed :'(. I'd noticed another thread had just been zapped, so knew it was imminent.
  • malibu927
    malibu927 Posts: 17,565 Member
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    Kruggeri wrote: »
    Kruggeri wrote: »

    I, too, am a success story of the gelato cleanse. Worked wonders.

    For anyone interested, we are going to be starting a new "Spring Cleanse" in the Gelato/Ice Cream lovers group in the next few days. For 30 days, try to fit in a sweet treat of your choosing, it can be frozen (as long as not Arctic Zero or Frozen Mashed Bananas), store bought (hello Girl Scout Cookie season!), homemade, etc. Post what you are eating, especially if you have food porn pics, and your results at the end of the 30 days! It will beat any lemonade/cayenne cleanse results any day or your money back!

    -disclaimer - I am not actually selling any products as part of this Spring Cleanse. It was a joke. :wink:

    IN!!! Had my first treat today (well, not my first ever LOL), and I'm already feeling AHHHMAZING! Just did the food shopping, so I'm totally stocked up on more "cleansing" treats for the next week :)

    This is a good point - people may need time to stock up in preparation for their cleanse. Plus everyone knows before you start a cleanse you should totally overeat so that your cleanse has more effect in "jump starting" your weight loss. I better get that thread going ASAP!

    Good thing I'm on my way to Target in a few to find those damn new Talenti flavors stock up. Now I'll just have to pick up some pie after work on Saturday to celebrate the start!
  • dawnna76
    dawnna76 Posts: 987 Member
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    Nony_Mouse wrote: »
    Troutsy wrote: »
    Nony_Mouse wrote: »
    dawnna76 wrote: »
    attachment.php?attachmentid=7530&d=1364592620&thumb=1

    It's good, but not a patch on the "There's no such thing as bad food" thread. That was epic. I am still mourning its loss.

    Agreed- That thread was amazing. I woke up in the morning to read it and saw it was nuked :(

    I was attempting to post one last cat gif and failed :'(. I'd noticed another thread had just been zapped, so knew it was imminent.
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  • laurahickman14
    laurahickman14 Posts: 84 Member
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    Hey, im looking for friends to help keep me motivated with positive encouragement- all friend requests accepted! And motivation shared back too ☺️
  • Nony_Mouse
    Nony_Mouse Posts: 5,646 Member
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    Wait, hold the bus on that whole 'drink water' thing!! How did we forget this??

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  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,139 Member
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    Kruggeri wrote: »
    Kruggeri wrote: »

    I, too, am a success story of the gelato cleanse. Worked wonders.

    For anyone interested, we are going to be starting a new "Spring Cleanse" in the Gelato/Ice Cream lovers group in the next few days. For 30 days, try to fit in a sweet treat of your choosing, it can be frozen (as long as not Arctic Zero or Frozen Mashed Bananas), store bought (hello Girl Scout Cookie season!), homemade, etc. Post what you are eating, especially if you have food porn pics, and your results at the end of the 30 days! It will beat any lemonade/cayenne cleanse results any day or your money back!

    -disclaimer - I am not actually selling any products as part of this Spring Cleanse. It was a joke. :wink:

    Wait. Is this for real? Are you serious? Because I gotta say, this is the kind of cleanse I could get behind. *L*

    Oh we take our gelato cleanses very seriously...

    I will create a thread so everyone can have a place to track what they eat every day, but I started with this for anyone interested.

    http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/event/990-spring-cleanse-ing-kickoff

    I'm not allowed to view this event :sad:

    Me neither. Apparently the Gelato Cleanse group is too good for outsiders. Join me in my marshmallow peep cleanse. It's informal; no group or fancy thread for tracking. You just shove as many yellow marshmallow peeps into your facehole as possible. Just don't eat the eyes. Never the eyes.

    peeps.jpg

    I think I just barfed in my mouth ...
  • Carlos_421
    Carlos_421 Posts: 5,132 Member
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    Nony_Mouse wrote: »
    Wait, hold the bus on that whole 'drink water' thing!! How did we forget this??

    uhhrlmusoxdl.jpg

    It's also deadly when inhaled.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,139 Member
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    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    Nony_Mouse wrote: »
    Wait, hold the bus on that whole 'drink water' thing!! How did we forget this??

    uhhrlmusoxdl.jpg

    It's also deadly when inhaled.

    but chemicals!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,139 Member
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    Nony_Mouse wrote: »
    Troutsy wrote: »
    Nony_Mouse wrote: »
    dawnna76 wrote: »
    attachment.php?attachmentid=7530&d=1364592620&thumb=1

    It's good, but not a patch on the "There's no such thing as bad food" thread. That was epic. I am still mourning its loss.

    Agreed- That thread was amazing. I woke up in the morning to read it and saw it was nuked :(

    I was attempting to post one last cat gif and failed :'(. I'd noticed another thread had just been zapped, so knew it was imminent.

    42 pages of madness
  • Alyssa_Is_LosingIt
    Alyssa_Is_LosingIt Posts: 4,696 Member
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    dawnna76 wrote: »
    Im only in for the peep clense if I can do this with them.

    Add-a-little-fun-to-your-smores-and-make-them-with-Peeps-No-campfire-needed._.jpg

    OMG, I made these this past Saturday. Mine weren't as pretty, but I tried to doll up the picture a bit when I posted them on Instagram. Oh! And I used Nutella instead of chocolate bars. So good.

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  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
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    ndj1979 wrote: »
    Kruggeri wrote: »
    Kruggeri wrote: »

    I, too, am a success story of the gelato cleanse. Worked wonders.

    For anyone interested, we are going to be starting a new "Spring Cleanse" in the Gelato/Ice Cream lovers group in the next few days. For 30 days, try to fit in a sweet treat of your choosing, it can be frozen (as long as not Arctic Zero or Frozen Mashed Bananas), store bought (hello Girl Scout Cookie season!), homemade, etc. Post what you are eating, especially if you have food porn pics, and your results at the end of the 30 days! It will beat any lemonade/cayenne cleanse results any day or your money back!

    -disclaimer - I am not actually selling any products as part of this Spring Cleanse. It was a joke. :wink:

    Wait. Is this for real? Are you serious? Because I gotta say, this is the kind of cleanse I could get behind. *L*

    Oh we take our gelato cleanses very seriously...

    I will create a thread so everyone can have a place to track what they eat every day, but I started with this for anyone interested.

    http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/event/990-spring-cleanse-ing-kickoff

    I'm not allowed to view this event :sad:

    Me neither. Apparently the Gelato Cleanse group is too good for outsiders. Join me in my marshmallow peep cleanse. It's informal; no group or fancy thread for tracking. You just shove as many yellow marshmallow peeps into your facehole as possible. Just don't eat the eyes. Never the eyes.

    peeps.jpg

    I think I just barfed in my mouth ...

    Did you eat the eyes? You were warned not to eat the eyes... :neutral_face:
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
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    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    Kruggeri wrote: »
    Kruggeri wrote: »

    I, too, am a success story of the gelato cleanse. Worked wonders.

    For anyone interested, we are going to be starting a new "Spring Cleanse" in the Gelato/Ice Cream lovers group in the next few days. For 30 days, try to fit in a sweet treat of your choosing, it can be frozen (as long as not Arctic Zero or Frozen Mashed Bananas), store bought (hello Girl Scout Cookie season!), homemade, etc. Post what you are eating, especially if you have food porn pics, and your results at the end of the 30 days! It will beat any lemonade/cayenne cleanse results any day or your money back!

    -disclaimer - I am not actually selling any products as part of this Spring Cleanse. It was a joke. :wink:

    Wait. Is this for real? Are you serious? Because I gotta say, this is the kind of cleanse I could get behind. *L*

    Oh we take our gelato cleanses very seriously...

    I will create a thread so everyone can have a place to track what they eat every day, but I started with this for anyone interested.

    http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/event/990-spring-cleanse-ing-kickoff

    I'm not allowed to view this event :sad:

    Me neither. Apparently the Gelato Cleanse group is too good for outsiders. Join me in my marshmallow peep cleanse. It's informal; no group or fancy thread for tracking. You just shove as many yellow marshmallow peeps into your facehole as possible. Just don't eat the eyes. Never the eyes.

    peeps.jpg

    I think I just barfed in my mouth ...

    Did you eat the eyes? You were warned not to eat the eyes... :neutral_face:

    Solid advice is solid.
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
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    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    Kruggeri wrote: »
    Kruggeri wrote: »

    I, too, am a success story of the gelato cleanse. Worked wonders.

    For anyone interested, we are going to be starting a new "Spring Cleanse" in the Gelato/Ice Cream lovers group in the next few days. For 30 days, try to fit in a sweet treat of your choosing, it can be frozen (as long as not Arctic Zero or Frozen Mashed Bananas), store bought (hello Girl Scout Cookie season!), homemade, etc. Post what you are eating, especially if you have food porn pics, and your results at the end of the 30 days! It will beat any lemonade/cayenne cleanse results any day or your money back!

    -disclaimer - I am not actually selling any products as part of this Spring Cleanse. It was a joke. :wink:

    Wait. Is this for real? Are you serious? Because I gotta say, this is the kind of cleanse I could get behind. *L*

    Oh we take our gelato cleanses very seriously...

    I will create a thread so everyone can have a place to track what they eat every day, but I started with this for anyone interested.

    http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/event/990-spring-cleanse-ing-kickoff

    I'm not allowed to view this event :sad:

    Me neither. Apparently the Gelato Cleanse group is too good for outsiders. Join me in my marshmallow peep cleanse. It's informal; no group or fancy thread for tracking. You just shove as many yellow marshmallow peeps into your facehole as possible. Just don't eat the eyes. Never the eyes.

    peeps.jpg

    I think I just barfed in my mouth ...

    Did you eat the eyes? You were warned not to eat the eyes... :neutral_face:

    Solid advice is solid.

    Right!?! I was trying to find a pic of just the eyes, but I suspect they have all been eaten. Somebody best be checkin in on that boy:

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  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
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    The evolution of peeps.

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  • Ellaskat
    Ellaskat Posts: 386 Member
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    You can do an allergen elimination diets/cleanses to help you figure out food allergens. I've done them with doctor supervision. They work. But they aren't about weight loss.
  • brianpperkins
    brianpperkins Posts: 6,124 Member
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    Ellaskat wrote: »
    You can do an allergen elimination diets/cleanses to help you figure out food allergens. I've done them with doctor supervision. They work. But they aren't about weight loss.

    An elimination diet to determine if one is allergic to a food IS NOT a detox/cleanse.
  • Cortelli
    Cortelli Posts: 1,369 Member
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    All this Peep talk (I blame bearded tincanonastring) and no one has posted my preferred Peep approach, which my FIL pioneered AFAIK. Peeps are best enjoyed extremely stale. They come out around Easter = perfect Peep consumption time frame is around July / August. Give the chemikillz time to work their magic before you consume them!