Name something you should never do... survey says..

GorillaNJ
GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
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Fry Bacon!
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  • Mow the yard?
  • Bake Grits
  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
    Carry a pan of boiling water.
  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
    Mow the yard?
    Weed eat.
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    wash the cat
  • DalekBrittany
    DalekBrittany Posts: 1,748 Member
    Who bakes grits?! Sinful! lol

    I will go with jump on a trampoline.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    grill with propane
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    Pick the kids up from school.
  • Fry food...it hurts
  • jim9097
    jim9097 Posts: 341 Member
    Go to the post office
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member

    I will go with jump on a trampoline.

    You...you could not be more wrong. :angry:
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    Climb a barbed wire fence
  • Iron_Lotus
    Iron_Lotus Posts: 2,295 Member
    Open a jar of pickles
  • LoudmouthLee
    LoudmouthLee Posts: 358 Member
    Eat spicy chicken wings.
  • Shook765
    Shook765 Posts: 117 Member
    answer the front door
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    answer the front door

    Unless you're expecting the cable man :P
  • justicer68
    justicer68 Posts: 1,223
    fry bacon in a sports bra...js lol
  • beach_please
    beach_please Posts: 533 Member
    Slide down a metal sliding board on a hot, sunny day?
  • Erodahs
    Erodahs Posts: 24 Member
    Fry a frozen turkey.... FYI this should just not be done in general but yeah added discomfort
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
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  • TravisBikes
    TravisBikes Posts: 674 Member
    answer the front door

    Unless you're expecting the cable man :P

    What about the plumber?
  • fitnh
    fitnh Posts: 238 Member
    Sit on the couch, naked, with a bowl of Cheese curls and fall asleep.......
  • lj8576
    lj8576 Posts: 156
    exercise
  • answer the front door

    Unless you're expecting the cable man :P
    I like your style..

    "Ding Dong"
    Catrinah answers the door in a robe.. Nervous cable man replies
    "Uh... Hello ma'am.. I am here to lay some pipe.. "
    Catrinah replies "Oh, please come in"

    She grabs him by the collar dragging him inside and slamming the door shut.

    End Scene
  • justicer68
    justicer68 Posts: 1,223
    Slide down a metal sliding board on a hot, sunny day?

    now that's hot!!
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    answer the front door

    Unless you're expecting the cable man :P

    What about the plumber?

    I've only ever had hot cable guys
  • MFPRat
    MFPRat Posts: 201 Member
    Ride a 10 speed bike.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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    fix a bike
  • DalekBrittany
    DalekBrittany Posts: 1,748 Member
    answer the front door

    Unless you're expecting the cable man :P
    I like your style..

    "Ding Dong"
    Catrinah answers the door in a robe.. Nervous cable man replies
    "Uh... Hello ma'am.. I am here to lay some pipe.. "
    Catrinah replies "Oh, please come in"

    She grabs him by the collar dragging him inside and slamming the door shut.

    End Scene

    But why would he cable man be there to lay pipe?
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member

    I will go with jump on a trampoline.

    You...you could not be more wrong. :angry:

    Honey when you have tits as big as mine are, jumping naked on a trampoline is less fun than it sounds!

    ...for one of us.