Name something you should never do... survey says..
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Answer the door to bible thumpers. Wait! .... That may work better than a no soliciting sign
This reminds me of some friends from college.
My friends worked nights and slept in most of the time. One morning my friend was just getting out of the shower (towel around his waist). His room-mate had his girlfriend over so he was sleeping naked. My friend goes to the door and the JW's are there asking him if he knows Jesus. Before he can say a word his room-mate rounds the corner in full view of the open door and completely naked. He seductively and in the gayist voice he can says, "honey come back to bed!"
My friend said it was the last time they JW's ever came by! :noway: :laugh:0 -
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