Name something you should never do... survey says..
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Be seen naked. Ouch...my eyes, my eyes!0
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Attend a funeral.0
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Grapple0
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duplicate post0
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fix a bike
or open a jar of pickles....there's good naked and not good naked.0 -
I like your style..answer the front door
Unless you're expecting the cable man :P
"Ding Dong"
Catrinah answers the door in a robe.. Nervous cable man replies
"Uh... Hello ma'am.. I am here to lay some pipe.. "
Catrinah replies "Oh, please come in"
She grabs him by the collar dragging him inside and slamming the door shut.
End Scene
Just because this should keep going....
"Now you know I order the premium package, right?"
"Yes Ma'am. You can get anything you miss, On Demand"0 -
I like your style..answer the front door
Unless you're expecting the cable man :P
"Ding Dong"
Catrinah answers the door in a robe.. Nervous cable man replies
"Uh... Hello ma'am.. I am here to lay some pipe.. "
Catrinah replies "Oh, please come in"
She grabs him by the collar dragging him inside and slamming the door shut.
End Scene
Just because this should keep going....
"Now you know I order the premium package, right?"
"Yes Ma'am. You can get anything you miss, On Demand"
"Oh, Ok... whats the charge for that?"
"Just the tip, ma'am.. Just the tip" *pun intended*0 -
I like your style..answer the front door
Unless you're expecting the cable man :P
"Ding Dong"
Catrinah answers the door in a robe.. Nervous cable man replies
"Uh... Hello ma'am.. I am here to lay some pipe.. "
Catrinah replies "Oh, please come in"
She grabs him by the collar dragging him inside and slamming the door shut.
End Scene
Just because this should keep going....
"Now you know I order the premium package, right?"
"Yes Ma'am. You can get anything you miss, On Demand"
"Oh, Ok... whats the charge for that?"
"Just the tip, ma'am.. Just the tip" *pun intended*
Why do I feel like I just landed the starring role in a cheesy porn movie?? :laugh:0 -
I like your style..answer the front door
Unless you're expecting the cable man :P
"Ding Dong"
Catrinah answers the door in a robe.. Nervous cable man replies
"Uh... Hello ma'am.. I am here to lay some pipe.. "
Catrinah replies "Oh, please come in"
She grabs him by the collar dragging him inside and slamming the door shut.
End Scene
Just because this should keep going....
"Now you know I order the premium package, right?"
"Yes Ma'am. You can get anything you miss, On Demand"
"Oh, Ok... whats the charge for that?"
"Just the tip, ma'am.. Just the tip" *pun intended*
Why do I feel like I just landed the starring role in a cheesy porn movie?? :laugh:
Cheesy?!? That is some of my finest writing!! :laugh:
We will turn it into a comedy with mild nudity...0 -
Anything involving a hot frying pan with oil in it.0
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The school run.
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Go for a bike ride after taking Ex-Lax0
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Get Married. .
or Divorced!0 -
^^^ Ewww!
Herd cats0 -
I've have nothing to contribute but this nightmare....
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Have sex0
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I've have nothing to contribute but this nightmare....
I think I am gonna keep my thoughts to myself and lets just say that this picture wins!!!0 -
I don't know what this picture is supposed to be, but I know what it looks like.....I've have nothing to contribute but this nightmare....
I think I am gonna keep my thoughts to myself and lets just say that this picture wins!!!0 -
Take a shower in a public locker room0
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Feed a monkey0
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...........work as a priest0
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Work out at the gym.0
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Chop wood. Build a campfire. Roast marshmallows.0
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Chop wood. Build a campfire. Roast marshmallows.
But, but.....can I do other things with wood while naked??0 -
As Mississippi Gary off of Kids In The Hall sang...
"You shouldn't rob a bank without a plan,
You shouldn't use your tongue to stop a fan."
http://youtu.be/bAudf74RCEs <<< to watch the video and giggle.
And for those with less delicate sensibilities - the slang definition of a Jelly Roll
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jelly roll
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Weld
Play paintball
Train attack dogs0 -
Volunteer at a nymphomaniac cook out.0
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Volunteer at a nymphomaniac cook out.
Well duh!
Where do you think I took this pic??? 0 -
haying!!!!!0
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Iron...0
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