Useless Superpower

Carpedieznutz

If you could grant the person above you a completely useless superpower, what would it be?

urloved33

The ability to climb stairs four at a time.

Carpedieznutz

The ability to tell when people's nails are growing.

Bill8855

The ability to hear in the dark

rockstarginaa

The ability to color in the lines

Carpedieznutz

The ability to smell food in the microwave before it has been cooked

rockstarginaa

The ability to burp the alphabet

_Waffle_

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SUPERUSELESS SUPERPOWER: 1987 Man
With just a touch, 1987 Man turns any pair of jeans to acid wash.

La_Malfaisante_

I can whistle in my undies

Carpedieznutz

The ability to perfectly cook popcorn

Alisontheice

The ability to run really slowly

rockstarginaa

The ability to hula hoop

ninerbuff

The ability to pick your boogers with your thumb.

A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
IDEA Fitness member
Kickboxing Certified Instructor
Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

Carpedieznutz

X-ray vision to see through only his own clothes

ninerbuff

The ability to distinguish underarm sweat odor versus butt crack sweat odor.

A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
IDEA Fitness member
Kickboxing Certified Instructor
Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

musclegood_fatbad

The ability to pee pure kool-aid.

augold86

The ability to tell the difference between cats and dogs

Carpedieznutz

The ability to tell if someone has a cavity before they open their mouth

giantrobot_powerlifting

The ability to find one's hand with a flashlight when drunk.

ErikThaRed

The ability to smell a person's breath from another room.

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augold86

The ability to twerk

La_Malfaisante_

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The ability to smell a person's breath from another room.

Gross

Timshel_

Ability to gargle show tunes

musclegood_fatbad

Ability to grow armpit hair very quickly.

Carpedieznutz

Ability to dissolve deodorant quickly with long armpit hair

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cblue315

The ability to ride a motorcycle backwards

pechepanda

The ability to hop everywhere on one foot

Carpedieznutz

The ability to skip through radio commercials while everyone else was stuck listening

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