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Useless Superpower
Carpedieznutz
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If you could grant the person above you a completely useless superpower, what would it be?
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The ability to climb stairs four at a time.0
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The ability to tell when people's nails are growing.0
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The ability to hear in the dark0
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The ability to color in the lines0
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The ability to smell food in the microwave before it has been cooked0
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The ability to burp the alphabet0
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SUPERUSELESS SUPERPOWER: 1987 Man
With just a touch, 1987 Man turns any pair of jeans to acid wash.
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I can whistle in my undies0
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The ability to perfectly cook popcorn0
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The ability to run really slowly0
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The ability to hula hoop0
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The ability to pick your boogers with your thumb.
A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
IDEA Fitness member
Kickboxing Certified Instructor
Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
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X-ray vision to see through only his own clothes0
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The ability to distinguish underarm sweat odor versus butt crack sweat odor.
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The ability to pee pure kool-aid.0
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The ability to tell the difference between cats and dogs0
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The ability to tell if someone has a cavity before they open their mouth0
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The ability to find one's hand with a flashlight when drunk.0
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The ability to smell a person's breath from another room.0
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The ability to twerk0
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Ability to gargle show tunes0
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Ability to grow armpit hair very quickly.0
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Ability to dissolve deodorant quickly with long armpit hair
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The ability to ride a motorcycle backwards0
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The ability to hop everywhere on one foot0
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The ability to skip through radio commercials while everyone else was stuck listening0
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