Useless Superpower

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Carpedieznutz
Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
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If you could grant the person above you a completely useless superpower, what would it be?
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  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,325 Member
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    The ability to climb stairs four at a time.
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
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    The ability to tell when people's nails are growing.
  • Bill8855
    Bill8855 Posts: 4,267 Member
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    The ability to hear in the dark
  • rockstarginaa
    rockstarginaa Posts: 1,529 Member
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    The ability to color in the lines
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
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    The ability to smell food in the microwave before it has been cooked
  • rockstarginaa
    rockstarginaa Posts: 1,529 Member
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    The ability to burp the alphabet
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
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    http://superuseless.blogspot.com/

    SUPERUSELESS SUPERPOWER: 1987 Man
    With just a touch, 1987 Man turns any pair of jeans to acid wash.

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  • La_Malfaisante_
    La_Malfaisante_ Posts: 1,064 Member
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    I can whistle in my undies
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
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    The ability to perfectly cook popcorn
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    The ability to run really slowly
  • rockstarginaa
    rockstarginaa Posts: 1,529 Member
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    The ability to hula hoop
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,529 Member
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    The ability to pick your boogers with your thumb.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
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  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    edited March 2015
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    X-ray vision to see through only his own clothes
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,529 Member
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    The ability to distinguish underarm sweat odor versus butt crack sweat odor.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
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  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
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    The ability to pee pure kool-aid.
  • augold86
    augold86 Posts: 587 Member
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    The ability to tell the difference between cats and dogs
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
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    The ability to tell if someone has a cavity before they open their mouth
  • giantrobot_powerlifting
    giantrobot_powerlifting Posts: 2,598 Member
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    The ability to find one's hand with a flashlight when drunk.
  • ErikThaRed
    ErikThaRed Posts: 139 Member
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    The ability to smell a person's breath from another room.

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