Useless Superpower

Carpedieznutz

Ability to tell the temperature of water by drinking it

zcb94

The right to disappear whenever someone walks in on you (poorly dressed, no makeup, busy, etc), instantly.

ThatDudeDonny

The ability to pick up on the wrong women.

urloved33

zcb94 wrote: »

The right to disappear whenever someone walks in on you (poorly dressed, no makeup, busy, etc), instantly.

Hey I want this superpower lol

Timshel_

Ability to answer a phone.

Carpedieznutz

Ability to name the exact shade of Crayola Crayon before reading the label

Timshel_

Sneezing in 20 languages

rockstarginaa

ability to write in script

Carpedieznutz

Ability to always hammer a nail directly on the head

Timshel_

Know how many bubbles are in a bottle of beer at any given moment.

Carpedieznutz

Ability to read any book backwards without stuttering

Timshel_

Can recite the alphabet with her eyes closed.

Need2Exerc1se

The ability to put both socks on at the same time.

Carpedieznutz

The ability to sneeze with their eyes wide open

Carpedieznutz

@asflatasapancake hahahaha yes, I would agree

The ability to make obvious statements before anyone else

benwonnell

The ability to repel mosquitoes.

rockstarginaa

The ability to braid hair

Timshel_

The ability to see 20/20

Carpedieznutz

The ability to wiggle his ears on command