Useless Superpower

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  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    Ability to tell when a light bulb is going to need to be replaced
  • JMC3Terp
    JMC3Terp Posts: 2,803 Member
    Rampant328 wrote: »
    X-ray Belly Button Lint Vision
    I'm not sure that would be a useless power there my friend.

    Ability to crack two eggs at once.
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    Ability to fall comfortably on your behind, every time you fell down
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
    Ability to butt-dial the right number
  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
    Ability to tell the color of an m&m by taste only
  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
    Ability to tell the color of an m&m by taste only
  • shizzlenitts
    shizzlenitts Posts: 149 Member
    The ability to turn women off.........oh wait.......i have that :(
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    The ability to sing with the birds
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    Ability to hail a taxi for anyone but himself
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    The ability to always miss the bus by just a few seconds
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    The ability to always plug in a USB the right side up
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  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    The ability to properly fold a shirt
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
    The ability to understand what you are saying...
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    The ability to close the window blinds by just thinking it.
  • countscalories
    countscalories Posts: 418 Member
    flyingtanuki wrote: »
    (for Count Dracula) The ability to prepare that perfect Vegan-approved meal.

    Actually, I'd prefer the ability to prepare that perfect Vegan as a meal (I suck in the kitchen).

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  • syedaounabbas
    syedaounabbas Posts: 1,379 Member
    the ability to fly face first into any sign board with a hottie on it
  • jennifershoo
    jennifershoo Posts: 3,198 Member
    The ability to complete a 1000 piece puzzle in under 1 minute.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    The ability to keep any bowl of cereal from getting soggy
  • stephaniejsharp
    stephaniejsharp Posts: 1,568 Member
    edited April 2015
    The ability to prevent Popsicles from melting in the summer
  • syedaounabbas
    syedaounabbas Posts: 1,379 Member
    edited April 2015
    The ability to count her hair (to the exact decimal)
  • rofliey
    rofliey Posts: 8 Member
    edited April 2015
    The ability to talk to dirt, congrats you are now* the speaker of worm poo(づ￣ ³￣)づ
  • syedaounabbas
    syedaounabbas Posts: 1,379 Member
    rofliey wrote: »
    The ability to talk to dirt, congrats you are now* the speaker of worm poo(づ￣ ³￣)づ

    Thank you very much for giving me the most useful super power anybody ever got here. I am presently having interesting convos with the dirt on your bed side lamp and on your bath fan. Very interesting stuff. :D>:)

    for you, I choose the ability to burp in 10 different bird languages but you will never understand what you just said. :p
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
    The ability to speed faster than a U.S postal employee
  • SwitzEngine
    SwitzEngine Posts: 3,418 Member
    The ability to see all hot girls naked :p
  • syedaounabbas
    syedaounabbas Posts: 1,379 Member
    edited April 2015
    SwitzEngine wrote: »
    The ability to see all hot girls naked :p

    You call that useless?????? :o (and you do know that the useless power is for the person above you, I'm hoping against hope that you read op)
  • mamameaof2kiddos
    mamameaof2kiddos Posts: 6,611 Member
    Ability to wink all the time:)
  • syedaounabbas
    syedaounabbas Posts: 1,379 Member
    Ability to sweep the floor with one hand on the phone.
  • mikevandewetering
    mikevandewetering Posts: 155 Member
    the ability to type on a keyboard with your elbows
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