Useless Superpower

lexlowe

The ability to prevent crackers from getting soggy in soup.

Carpedieznutz

The ability to inhale vitamins and calories from food by sniffing it.

augold86

The ability to rock a mankini @lexlowe

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Timshel_

Nipple sensitivity can identify different fabrics by feel.

Carpedieznutz

Can identify the exact GPS coordinates of a rooster by hearing its calls

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cblue315

Ability to make a 5 star meal from vending machine foods.

wurttleluv

The ability to predict yesteRdays weather world wide. ..

adritrue

The ability to randomly turn objects into fruit

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thatguynick

Visible subtitles

Carpedieznutz

Ability to turn any body of water slightly lukewarm

Dared2Evolve

To have extremely bad flatulence to avoid capture.

Sinistrous

buttbubble

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ilfaith

The ability to make candles from his own earwax

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WahachankaKicin

the power to think about hilariously inappropriate jokes, but only at dinner parties with your parents.

Christinaluvly

ability to run in really really slow motion

Carpedieznutz

The ability to rock any fanny pack at a formal event

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ilfaith

Can poop rainbows...but only after eating a bag of Skittles

CaliforniaRower

The ability to do her nails just by imagining a color.

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IILikeToMoveItMoveIt

Ability to see poker hands at another table.

Carpedieznutz

The ability to step on legos without being in agonizing pain

Awolkawasaki

Ability to find good deals on priceline