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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He kept calling me Elaine0
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She told people I should have been self isolating when there was nothing wrong with me, the police then arrested me for not self isolating..0
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He was responsible for spreading Jock itch throughout the land 😵
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She viewed and breathed life through HD lenses while I was merely standard definition...0
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He didn't like pie0
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All he wanted to eat anymore was pie. I'm trying to get in shape and he wants me to eat pie??0
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He stole my Cheetos. He claimed it wasn’t him and he was dedicated to healthier living, but I saw his orange fingers! 😮1
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She came home with Yellow 6, aka Sunset Yellow FCF handprints 🙌 on both cheeks! 🍑😮0
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she ate my cake without asking.0
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I bought a lot of cakes for her, but she said it was gross that I licked all the frosting off them first. 🤷♀️0
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Apparently my licking was not up to scratch!0
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He was licking everything in sight just like a cat does even with social distancing in place0
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He let the cat lick him 😖0
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She wouldn't console me when I started coughing up hairballs. She just laughed at me.0
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I wanted her to console me and she brought me the xbox console instead0
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He never appreciated gifts0
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She was always putting bows on my current possessions and expecting me to thank her for the “gifts.”0
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She was nuttier than a snickers 🤪1
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She was nicer to her Ex...she calls me Psychopath! 😮0
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Always wanted tea, would not allow coffee in the house. I need my coffee0
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When eating cereal, she would pour the milk first then add the cereal after...0
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All he ever wanted to eat was cereal0
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Every time I brought a box of Cheerios home, I’d catch him with the flyswatter hitting the poor cartoon bee.0
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We didn't.. 🤗1
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I’ve tried, but these shackles are sturdy. Someone please send help.1
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She's my little "Precious I could never let her go.1
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Anyone that knows me, knows I'd never part with a Tater Tot.
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She hated my jokes0
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All his jokes started with "Why did the chicken cross the road..."0
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She has no sense of humor0
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