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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He has a Wife???!!! šŸ˜²šŸ˜µšŸ˜±
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    I could never be her side muffin. Its front state or nothing for me.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He never made sense...I don't know if we're talking baked goods or crossing state lines. šŸ¤¦šŸ¤·
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She called vacation holiday and I was much too confused to know if we were taking a trip or cooking a turkey dinner šŸ¤·šŸ˜‹
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She kept peeing in the shower, how gross.
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    He was too anti-germ. Gotta make your immune system strong, like bull!
  • s1im62
    s1im62 Posts: 31,253 Member
    She told me she sneaked out of COVID-19 quarantine, but only after she had been at my house for two hours and the cops showed up at the door in hazmat suits.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was so particular about what was in the trousers or under the skirt šŸ¤·
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She said I was too colorful for her.
  • cherrylou123
    cherrylou123 Posts: 96 Member
    We aren't meant to be
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    cherrylou123 wrote: Ā»
    We aren't meant to be

    But I thought what we had was special? šŸ˜¢

    She said weā€™d always be together but it was a lie. šŸ’”
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Her heart belonged to another...., like literally.. Gus has it in a glass jar :o
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    edited March 2020
    Never called to check in on how I was doing through out the day. ā˜¹ļø
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was overwhelming, I felt suffocated because I couldn't even get through the morning at work without numerous calls and text messages šŸ˜–
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I showed up ONE time at her work in my birthday suit holding a sign saying I love you and she gets mad and ends things. If only she wouldā€™ve answered her phone....
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    Couldnā€™t keep her birthday suit from making an appearance in public on a regular basis. It had to end I have a career to take care of.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She didn't spend enough time shaving her legs.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He didn't like me being Au Naturelle šŸ˜
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    I didn't like her beard
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He was jealous that I had a better beard šŸ§”
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    I was jealous because she could grow a full beard and I couldn't.
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    he shaved everything except his beard. It was so inconsistent
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    He had more hair on his back then in his beard. It was like a bear rug walking around the house.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He was always wanting to sleep on the floor on the bear rug, but wouldn't allow me to join him. šŸ„“
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    She never joined me in my sleeping bag
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He wanted to live our Lives living in a tent next to the water!
    Sounds great right??? ...
    However the water was a pond at the sewer processing plant. šŸ˜–
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She would never put the seat up after she was done and my aim isn't that good.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    You know what's worse than getting up in the morning feeling groggy and sitting on a wet toilet seat???!!!

    NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! šŸ˜–
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She had issues falling into the toilet when I left the seat up. Look before you sit woman!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I found the hidden camera in the bathroom and the several tapes of me falling into the loo! šŸ˜«

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