We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She was really too close to her family0
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She wouldn't let me get closer to her family.0
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she could only sleep in a hammock. Weirdo!0
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He was always trying to make me sleep in his car... the trunk of his car, in fact. I got claustophobic!0
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She came back from the store with quicklime, a shovel, duct tape, rope .. I got scared0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »She came back from the store with lime, a shovel, duct tape, robe .. I got scared
Robe? you meant rope.. lol
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »She came back from the store with lime, a shovel, duct tape, robe .. I got scared
Robe? you meant rope.. lol
Fixed it 😆
He kicked me in the shin and ran away.. ouch0 -
Thought I was a punching bag0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »She came back from the store with quicklime, a shovel, duct tape, rope .. I got scared
I taught her so well, feeling proud!1 -
miss_zita_2020 wrote: »She got kidnapped by her ex @slimgirljo15 .......
Didn't want to rub sunscreen on me, and got me burned0 -
Hogged up all the sunscreen 😠0
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No sense of humor. I filled all the sunscreen bottles up with mayonnaise and she didn’t even crack a smile. ☹️1
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Prankster, always playing practical jokes. Superglue in my shampoo was not funny.0
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she wanted to hire a male trainer to help motivate her for kegeling.0
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Her hands were permanently glued to her head and I needed hugs. ☹️0
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Didn't want to be a side piece0
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Wouldn’t share his cake with me.0
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Only wanted to play with her dolls0
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he never wanted to play with my legos, with me0
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I got tired of stepping on his legos because he never picked them up.0
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She kept getting lost when she was driving because she couldn't see her map.1
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She always drove...me around the bend..🤪1
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He was totally crackers 🥴0
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She didn't like melted butter0
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he melted too much.0
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"who would have ever guessed a little water would ever splash on me!?"0
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Wouldn't bathe because he was deathly afraid of getting splashed0
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She wouldn’t let me bathe in public water fountains. 😒0
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I installed see through shower doors at our place and after that, she took showers only at her gym0
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