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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He was not a lovely lady ๐1
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Cause she could never appreciate my feminist side0
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She always wanted to go to sunny destination, while i would like to do city trips0
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We didnโt. He just keeps getting out of his cage, but once I catch him again, Iโm going to get a better lock.0
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We didnโt. Sheโs my wife and I refuse to allow her to get a divorce. ๐1
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the sand kept getting tucked into the most uncomfortable places0
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She wanted to become a Beach Bum0
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She got sand in my shorts... all the time0
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He wouldnโt take his mask off0
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She secretly preferred Raspberries0
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She wanted to be on her own so much, never wanted to be with me.0
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He complained too much.1
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She doesn't like to spoon.. ๐0
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He went with "mmmhmm" instead of "I do" at our wedding0
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I was always sleeping on the couch..0
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I snore a lot and I sound like a tractor engine overheating..0
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I woke up just as she was about to smother me with a pillow...she said it was to stop my snoring..๐คทโโ๏ธ0
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She didnโt want to stay in one place always wanted to move from city to city.0
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She was always traveling and getting lost then calling me for help. Use your GPS already!0
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Every time I called for help, he was "conveniently" busy helping someone else! ๐0
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She was too high maintenance, I mean come on do you have to supersize at McDonald's all the time?0
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He was soo concerned with house maintenance, that he never spent time with me. I need love and affection too!0
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He was yearning for Love & Affection ... problem was he wanted it from a muscle bound Man he met at the Gym. ๐ฅด1
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She was way to fabulous for me ๐0
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He was well known for being infamous0
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She didn't like men that were taller then her. I'm only 1 inch taller0
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He didn't like men that made more money then him.1
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He wanted to spend all his time at the gym and wanted me to be the bread winner in the family.....
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She was always teasing me about my belly0
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She wanted to spend all her time on the beach but I get sunburned easily0
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