We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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All she wanted to do was sleep on the beach all day. Boring!0
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He claimed that I was a bore and he wanted to find more excitement in life....sadly he acquired a rare form of something or other from the hooker he fell for called Lola aka Larry 😬🤐🤫0
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I found out she was moon lighting as a lot lizard0
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He had a habit of calling his Exes names of reptiles! Rumor has it that he already calls me the Dragon Lady!
Probably because I breathe fire when I'm angry...but just at him 🔥🐲0 -
she didn't like it when I called her lizard, wizard0
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He's confused... I recall him saying exactly that name when referring to his little buddy! 😬0
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Didn’t appreciate my over affection and role playing. Always took everything so literal.0
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she was always trying to me so niche.0
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He was so mean to me 🥺
Told me to beat it, scram0 -
She locked me in the closet and fed me peanuts.0
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Wanted to drive left side of the road, even when not in UK0
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He kept crashing the car b/c he couldn't see over the steering wheel0
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he thought fender benders were car totaling. Lost many cars, even I could have repaired.0
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She wasn't passionate about anything but the beach0
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She didn't like being tied down, I was only trying to spark up our s#x life.
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I lost the handcuff keys and he went ballistic.. I'm sorry ok that I left you bent over your hands cuffed to your ankles, but I went to get help and then I got hungry so I had lunch then remembered a couple other things I needed to do..
Sheesh, I came back didn't I.. 🙄0 -
She cuffed me to the table and said she lost the keys, like I've heard that one before. What's next we're out of gas?0
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We ran out of gas... He got angry about that0
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She wouldn't let me date her daughter.
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She be crazy.. 😳
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He be crazy0
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She was normal and that was too crazy for me.0
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She was a little too rough for me...0
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She sleeps like this.. kinda scary.
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How could I break up with him when he's so sweet to me?
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