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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    He preferred to wear his undies inside out than do the laundry
  • Kyle_AKA_Moose
    Kyle_AKA_Moose Posts: 1,051 Member
    Too OCD for me!
  • Megan_smartiepants1970
    Megan_smartiepants1970 Posts: 44,303 Member
    He didn't think I was the naughtiest anymore :'( LOL
  • Kyle_AKA_Moose
    Kyle_AKA_Moose Posts: 1,051 Member
    Oh you are, there is no getting rid of you, unless you get rid of me lol
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    That Moose call in our intimate moments was a mood killer.. he had to go
  • Kyle_AKA_Moose
    Kyle_AKA_Moose Posts: 1,051 Member
    She was always over reacting, when I was trying to serenade her.
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    He only sang Nickelback
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    Her all time fav actor was that french bulldog on modern family
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He wouldn't bark and lick my face.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    I much preferred to meow and purr
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She scratched me. It left a red mark and hurt. I mean, it was okay and all. I kinda liked it.

    Why'd she break up with me? :'(
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    I’m a cat. Pretend you don’t care. We don’t do needy.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was so
    matter of fact about everything
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    She was too vauge
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He, he... 😭😭😭 it is too awful to say
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    So easily offended.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Geez , I accidentally leave her tied to the bed once and you'd think I did something awful.. not like you could have gone anywhere anyway :D
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She thought I was mad about being tied up. I was really just role playing. She doesn’t get me.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Cat0703a wrote: »
    She thought I was mad about being tied up. I was really just role playing. She doesn’t get me.

    Aww honey bunny.. I get you. Let's not break up my little love muffin. 🤗
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Then we will need to move off this thread and into the bed one, sugar. 😘
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Cat0703a wrote: »
    Then we will need to move off this thread and into the bed one, sugar. 😘

    *throws back the covers, jump in*..
    Nope we aren't breaking up
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Cat0703a wrote: »
    Then we will need to move off this thread and into the bed one, sugar. 😘

    *throws back the covers, jump in*..
    Nope we aren't breaking up

    😮 How could you, Jo? I thought we had something special but you just toss me aside for the first pretty woman you see. 🥺
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Cat0703a wrote: »
    Then we will need to move off this thread and into the bed one, sugar. 😘

    *throws back the covers, jump in*..
    Nope we aren't breaking up

    😮 How could you, Jo? I thought we had something special but you just toss me aside for the first pretty woman you see. 🥺

    Who said you were tossed aside? .. jump in 😃
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Cat0703a wrote: »
    Then we will need to move off this thread and into the bed one, sugar. 😘

    *throws back the covers, jump in*..
    Nope we aren't breaking up

    😮 How could you, Jo? I thought we had something special but you just toss me aside for the first pretty woman you see. 🥺

    Who said you were tossed aside? .. jump in 😃

    I’m not sure there’s room. Care to explain all these others? 🤔

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Cat0703a wrote: »
    Then we will need to move off this thread and into the bed one, sugar. 😘

    *throws back the covers, jump in*..
    Nope we aren't breaking up

    😮 How could you, Jo? I thought we had something special but you just toss me aside for the first pretty woman you see. 🥺

    Who said you were tossed aside? .. jump in 😃

    I’m not sure there’s room. Care to explain all these others? 🤔

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    Uhmmm..
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  • AdamAussie34
    AdamAussie34 Posts: 168 Member
    She thought Russel Crowe is Australian
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He’s not?? 😛
  • AdamAussie34
    AdamAussie34 Posts: 168 Member
    No he is from New Zealand
  • AdamAussie34
    AdamAussie34 Posts: 168 Member
    We usually claim the good kiwis but he can stay a kiwi 🤣
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    HA!

    We broke up because I didn’t get daily jig videos. 🤪

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