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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    Her basement was too crowded

    Pfft I had it extended.. :D

    Oh, well in that case. Can I have a room with a view? 😝
  • NLP6618
    NLP6618 Posts: 6,201 Member
    She said I was too much for her. I understand.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She gave up too easily
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    While updating the software of her iPhone, it became very clear to her that she should also update her boyfriend...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    We didn't, he is still in my basement. I can hear him whimpering as I type this :D
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Our alarm clock broke so she had one of her basement guest's yell repeatedly at 5 am every day
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He didn't like getting up at 5am.. or 6, or, 7, or8,9,10,11,12.. slept all day
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    After my night shift she expected my attention fully awake! 😴
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She never complimented me on my trumpet playing. 😒
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Always so many people in the bed. I need all the attention for a change!!!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    PD ruined her.. nobody else could measure up :(
  • Cyberbartender
    Cyberbartender Posts: 1,319 Member
    Did we break up again?? I am getting tired of this :s
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Cyberbartender wrote: »
    Did we break up again?? I am getting tired of this :s

    Nooo, we didn't ;)
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I got tired of her stringing me along. “You’re the only one for me PD, blah blah blah.” There’d be 5 others under the bed and more in the closet. 🙄
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I had eyes only for PD 😍
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    she kept accusing me of being in love with others.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She's never accept my help even when trying to do electrical 🔌work around the house...⚡⚡⚡💥🔥
    She burned our house down and suggested that we become Beach Bums and live under the pier at the beach. 😐
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Made me sleep in the wet spot. On the beach.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Brought sand into the clean sheets repeatedly. Shower, woman, shower!!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She lived at the beach.. literally.. in a tent.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She didn’t like that I didn’t have a tent.
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    She always was asking me to pitch her tent. But she didn't have a tent to pitch! Was very confusing.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She was always calling me daddy. :s
  • Soon2BSuper
    Soon2BSuper Posts: 1,767 Member
    She moved to Poland
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    He would stare at me intently when angry. When I asked him what he was doing, he would respond that he was using his heat vision powers to melt my bone marrow. Ok Clark Kent, taking this Superman thing just a little too far.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I took a sledgehammer to his heart. 🤷‍♀️
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Yeah, the whole biting and crapping on the carpet was a deal breaker :D
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Wanted me to wear diapers. Wasn't my scene.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Too deep a thinker for this silly blonde.
  • phoenixrising5721
    phoenixrising5721 Posts: 2,252 Member
    Wait.... we broke up? Damn. Why am i always the last to know

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