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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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They wore a blonde wig at the weekend and wanted to be called someone else..🤷♂️0
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She wanted me to hide in her wardrobe all the time..0
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He loved hiding in my besties closet0
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She wouldn’t let me steal clothes from her besties closet.0
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She emptied my entire closet, then wondered why I wanted to wear her clothes0
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He looked better in my clothes than I did.0
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she completely ignored my left moob. Was fixated with the right one0
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He insisted on wearing a mankini everywhere to flaunt his moobs. My relatives didn't appreciate it at family gatherings.0
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I found out she had 40 side pieces...hussy !!!
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She didn't like me being a side piece of PD0
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Didn't realise having 5 side pieces still gives a full plate
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His plate was too full
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Always room for a slim girl, Jo!1
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Insisted on wearing his Elsa costume to bed. A minion in a frozen costume just ain't right0
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She wouldn't dress up at all.. naked everywhere even shopping and church..0
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She wore her favourite suit everywhere ( birthday suit)
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She thought I was too much of a prude because I refused to live her nudist lifestyle.0
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She quit strip poker after only removing her socks0
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2 words.. E. D 0
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Complained that my tongue was too soft 🤣1
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She said "true story" after every sentence.
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Callousedthoughts wrote: »She said "true story" after every sentence.
True story..
He emptied the bank accounts and ran off with the neighbour0 -
She only had $6.52 in her bank account0
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He, he..
oh it's too horrible to say. Let's just say I'm scarred for life and will never look at a plunger, rubber tongs and rubber chicken the same way again.. 0 -
She tried to barbecue my rubber chicken0
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Callousedthoughts wrote: »She tried to barbecue my rubber chicken
Noooo I tried to burn it after what you did 0 -
Look...the plunger just got stuck....OK???
She just didnt understand1 -
Callousedthoughts wrote: »Look...the plunger just got stuck....OK???
She just didnt understand
Explain to me why all our kitchen utensils kept vanishing.. *taps foot, I'm waiting*
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Loved her spatula more than me0
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