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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Had too many admirers. Spent all day typing on instagram and facebook. My allotted time slots were from 2-3pm every other day, excluding weekends.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He spent hours looking at some other woman’s Instagram and Facebook. It was obsessive and creepy.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Didnt appreciate my fine creepin skills
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He only left me the green Skittles.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Didnt believe me when I told her green tongues are sexy
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I found a collection of moldy tongues in the back of his closet. I was okay with it until he told me I couldn’t touch or lick them.
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,438 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    You knock someone over the head one time with a frying pan until they get amnesia, and not only do they act like they don’t know you, but the restraining order keeps you from being able to remind them of your loving relationship. 😒

    awww...you do love me
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    His skin was too rubbery. I couldn't handle it.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Kept poking my belly and saying " must be jelly, jam dont shake like dat"
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,609 Member
    Although we agreed on a wedding date, we couldn’t agree to be each other’s spouse...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    His wife said we had to end it :D
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,438 Member
    It felt like a triangle relationship
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    It was like dating a stranger. Does he even know me?
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,438 Member
    No we have no idea who you are.
    She was just more in love with @PaperDoll_
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    How could I not be??? Sorry you and your friends struggled with being numbers 2, 3, 4, 5, 6...102,039, 102,040...
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Gloated too much. Wore a big, foam,"#1" finger and waved it in my face constantly while shouting "I'M NUMBER ONE, I'M NUMBER ONE"
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He called me #2 often.. I had enough :/
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She wouldn’t entertain my daddy issues for me and dress like an older man. 😒
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Wanted me to dress as Albert Einstein and wear a one-sie
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    edited May 2020
    Shared my deepest, darkest fantasies with strangers on the internet. 😮
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She had so much love she shared it with everyone. I’m selfish. I wanted her all to myself.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Selfish.. wouldn't share her ex :(
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Too giving. Tried to share me with all her exes. I couldnt get any sleep
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    The "orifice reconstruction failed".. tragic really
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I blamed her for Cat breaking up with me.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited May 2020
    it wasn't me schnookems.. honest. Let's try again :*
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,609 Member
    She moved on to bigger and better things with the emphasis on “bigger”...
  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
    She deported me
  • eva_letsdance
    eva_letsdance Posts: 2,731 Member
    He had a nicer smile! :)
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    she wouldn't change her hair to blonde as a b'day gift to me

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