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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Her idea of fun involved an eggbeater, 3 sticks of butter and a ball gag.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Scaredy cat
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He used my name in his insults. ๐Ÿ˜ข
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She didnt understand that I was picking on her cause I liked her. She got offended at everything.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He picked on me all the time.. :(
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She kept trying to pick my nose
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    I donโ€™t think we did??? Heโ€™s just been gone for a really long while. Must not be any milk at the first 3587 stores heโ€™s tried.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    PD threatened me with violence if I even looked at her :'(
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She looked at Cat so she had to go. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I went into the witness protection program
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She went in the "witness protection program". It just so happens there was a pretty hunky cop running that program. She never even told me she was going in, just disappeared.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Her thoughts were etched on her skin like a permanent tattoo
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I tattooed her name on my nose. She said it was an unacceptable area. ๐Ÿ™
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    she drew 5 unacceptable areas on my body with her marker
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    she wasn't ok with playing footsie on our friendly date
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He was always playing footsie with other women ๐Ÿ˜ก
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She was into footsie, I liked leggie
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She wouldn't allow me to wear the pants in the family
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    So independent she just wanted to be alone.
  • Okillhavecake
    Okillhavecake Posts: 4,855 Member
    Was a bit clingy....... to other men ๐Ÿคจ
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Was a bit clingy....... to other men ๐Ÿคจ

    Ditto.. :D:D
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She and her ex were always fighting for some other person which wasn't me ๐Ÿ˜ž
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She said I was neither bearded nor handsome .. told me to hit the road :(
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She refused to let her beard grow in.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    edited May 2020
    She said my stubble tickled too much
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Yeah, the tickling stubble was my reason too.. ๐Ÿ˜„
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    She always kept the temperature in the bedroom too hot ๐Ÿฅต
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    she hated the word 'lovers' and preferred intercourse companion
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    He was a lousy intercourse companion ๐Ÿ˜‚
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She had many intercourse companions, Had a weekly youtube channel where she critiqued and scored each performance. The last straw was when I scored lower than Ralphy the produce clerk. RALPHY? Seriously??