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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    She preferred cable machines while I was team free weights...
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He was also team free love. Nope. Not for me.
  • Soon2BSuper
    Soon2BSuper Posts: 1,767 Member
    She directed me to an egg farm, but bought all the good ones before I got there.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He slept in all the time. Early bird gets the eggs. 😉
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She said I was too short to fulfill her Big Bird fantasies.
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
    She had a Sesame Street fetish
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She didn’t love it when I told her to get in a garbage can when she was grouchy.
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
    edited May 2020
    She ate all my cookies
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She never had any cookies.
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
    She tried to give me a FYI hair cut
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She brushed my hair while I slept. Oh wait, I like that. Come back!!!
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    didnt want to play footsie on the first date. Such a prude
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Wouldn’t keep his feet to himself. Played footsie with the valet, maître d’, and the waitress 🙄
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    edited May 2020
    Cat0703a wrote: »
    Wouldn’t keep his feet to himself. Played footsie with the valet, maître d’, and the waitress 🙄

    I was just warming up for the real thing :'(
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Caught him feeding the dog peanut butter off his toes and giggling
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    I think he has a secret life. Always gone 8am-6pm every single day! I got so lonely.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Put gps tracking....on my underwear. If I so much as pulled them down in the bathroom I got a call.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He mistook care for clingy.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He was always talking to his underwear. And not just a "hi there" but long drawn out conversations.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Secretly taped the "Underwear Dialogues". Turning it into a book and has a movie deal.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I got rich and famous and left him behind.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    edited May 2020
    Her behind got rich and famous after appearing in The Underwear Monologues Couldn't go anywhere without her *kitten* being recognized
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She said I was no longer worthy to be in her mere presence because she was famous and I was “just Cat”
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He got injections to try and make his *kitten* look as good as mine. It went so overboard that he could no longer squeeze it inside my door to visit.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Ah, Hey now girl
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    Thats twice in two days I got to use that :D
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He said I went a little crazy with the spankings and he couldn't handle it. Apparently he likes to sit down sometimes.
  • kershaann
    kershaann Posts: 1,824 Member
    Spanking wasnt hard enough
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
    She kept stealing my shoes
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Had insurance policies out on all her shoes but nothing on me
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He was suspicious of the one I took out on him. 🤷‍♀️

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