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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • jjkh5970
    jjkh5970 Posts: 466 Member
    She still had pics up on the wall of zita
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    She keeps inhaling the helium .. funny at first but . It's non stop.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    His profile emoji looked too much like my uncle 😬
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She dumped me for a bearded hottie :'(
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Said my beard was too hot
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
    He kept leaving his watches around
  • Cyberbartender
    Cyberbartender Posts: 1,319 Member
    She kept running around in the high heels, day and night .... It just got too much. :D
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I caught him wearing my heels .. :/
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    edited May 2020
    She could wear my shirts, but I couldnt wear her underwear. I dont get it
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He turned all my underwear into masks.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    edited May 2020
    I grew intolerant of her tolerance of me...
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Huge Nascar fan. 12 hours of every weekend he sat, staring at the tv, yelling "WOOOOOOOO" every time Ricky Bobby passed the start line.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Cut holes in all his socks so the big toe “could breathe.” He’d only wear sandals so everywhere we went, the one toe was on display.
  • renydo2
    renydo2 Posts: 2,153 Member
    six months on her real self started to come out
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    His wife told me to "take a hike sista" :D
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    She was too good for me <3
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Said she was too good for me and left with the UPS guy.
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Callousedthoughts wrote: »
    Said she was too good for me and left with the UPS guy.

    What can I say, they had a nice package! ;) (and the shorts are to DIE for!)
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    edited May 2020
    Taunted me, saying "What can brown do to me" all the time.
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Was too clingy, they absolutely, positively HAD to be here overnight - every night!
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Measured the length, width and weight of my package, then charged me accordingly
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He was always broke from sending his packages all over North America. I was tired of eating KD every night. This girl needs meat too.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    I tried to give her meat, she said it wasnt beefy enough :'(
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    edited May 2020
    Everyone knows it’s not the quantity of meat but how one cooks it. Undercooked all the time. 🤦‍♀️
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Cannibal
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Cat already ate all the good parts and just left me the scraps. 😒
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Never satisfied
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He never satisfied me :/
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    edited May 2020
    Wanted to be fed snickers during sex for double the satifaction.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Callousedthoughts wrote: »
    Wanted to be fed snickers during sex for double the satifaction.

    Annnd? :D

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