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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Megan_smartiepants1970
    Megan_smartiepants1970 Posts: 43,256 Member
    She kept eating Cheetos in bed and would never share :p
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Orange powder dust was everywhere she went. Too messy.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Didn't like to have "fun" with food 😉
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    edited May 2020
    Her idea of fun with food was making faces on fishticks and re-enacting scenes from Friends. Her favorite fish stick was Joey.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I ate Rachel and he couldn’t get over it.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    I ate Rachel and he couldn’t get over it.

    What the *kitten*??? Fish stick Joey doesnt share food!!.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I liked my fish grilled
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She said my beard couldn't compare to her true loves 😆
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Her beard was too prickly 😣
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Shaved not only my beard when i was asleep, but also....
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Didn’t like it when I waxed his chest. Claimed it kept him warm at night when I wouldn’t.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Gave me an unauthorized Brazilian wax. I was tied down at the time.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I wasn't sure what that rash was so I wasn't letting him near me.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Was scared of a little rash. PRUDE
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Callousedthoughts wrote: »
    Was scared of a little rash. PRUDE

    Little!! Little rash you say!! That thing covered you from head to toe..
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    edited May 2020
    Wouldnt suck rashy toes. What's this world coming to? I blame Covid.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Callousedthoughts wrote: »
    Wouldnt suck rashy toes. What's this world coming to? I blame Covid.

    🤢 :D
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She thought all Canadians lived in an igloo and got to drive dog sleds to and from work. Once she saw houses and cars, I was deemed too normal for her.
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    edited May 2020
    I drove her to work on my ski-doo after feeding the huskies raw moose meat and then decided I was too stereotypical. Sounds aboot right, eh? ;)
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Shhhh, the hockey is on. Grab me another Molson, eh?
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    All she does was dance the hokey pokey .. 24/7
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Didn’t appreciate my moving and grooving.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Always moving and grooving.. can't sit for a conversation.. annoying 😖
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    We could never walk and talk; he always had to sit when speaking. Terrible multi-tasking... ;)
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She always wanted to come along on my walks. Told her over and over that was peaceful, me time.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Was minding my own business.. she thought I was the stalker. She peppers me.. WTH.. 🤬
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He started getting too creepy. Peeking in my bedroom window and following me on walks was one thing, but then he started mailing me his socks with love notes written on them.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She donated my sock puppets to the Goodwill
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She had sock puppets of the regular mfp posters. Made them kiss
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Didn't approve of my Matchmaking abilities

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