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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    She left me 😢
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited May 2020
    lx1x wrote: »
    She left me 😢

    Noooo.. never 🤗😙 we are together.
    His yumyums are all mine :p:D
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She had a weird obsession with turtles. I couldn’t give her the turtle she wanted.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Been trying to. Like a fungus.. she keeps coming back. 🤬
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Didn’t. I’m as close to him as his Shadow.
  • riffwalkdale
    riffwalkdale Posts: 241 Member
    they wouldn't tie themselves to trees to prevent deforestation with me 😜
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    She rather hugs trees than me.. 😳
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Nope.. has all mine :p
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Can't. She locked me in her closet. 😬
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Can't. She locked me in her closet. 😬

    Correct :D:*
  • riffwalkdale
    riffwalkdale Posts: 241 Member
    She wont let me lock her in a closet with my 21 boyfriends
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    riffwalkdale wrote: »
    She wont let me lock her in a closet with my 21 boyfriends

    :o you have 21 boyfriends in there? Are they good looking? Cause I might reconsider :p:D
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Shes trading me for 21 new victi.. eer.. good looking guys. 😳
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Shes trading me for 21 new victi.. eer.. good looking guys. 😳

    Nooo.. I thought about it and your yumyums are the best, I'm keeping you 🤗 :p
  • riffwalkdale
    riffwalkdale Posts: 241 Member
    I won't hurt them... too much. I promise 💚
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Was involved with my Best friend behind my back.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Wouldn’t let me meet any of her friends
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She felt I should only be friends with other members of her harems
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    @Paperdoll_ was her guru. Couldn't do anything without consulting her, plus she gave her 25 percent of everything we earned
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He ran once he found out it was actually 40%. 😒
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    It was more than PD owned a 40 percent share in her
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He was too easily fooled.

    It’s 100% 😁
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Ruled with an iron fist, clutching a donut, that she would not share
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He thought I was a donut! When clearly I’m an eclair.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She always underestimated herself. She was an entire Boston Cream Pie.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    I was going to post about a cream pie, but I just cant, she just had such a filthy mind.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    His mind wasn’t filthy enough but his sheets were. 😖
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    my 200 thread count sheets were too basic for her.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Those sheets felt like sleeping on burlap 😖
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Didn't like the burlap lingerie set I bought her

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