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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Said he was 8 but was really only 5.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She used the metric system
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    simple things were confusing; like measuring tapes with two sets of numbers
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Had to buy everything in an even number. Sometimes I donโ€™t want 4 apples! Maybe Iโ€™d like only 3! ๐Ÿ˜’
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Wanted her dad to clean our house in a french maid outfit :s
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    After I tried to spice things up and use my feather duster to entice whilst wearing a very short skirt with a little lace apron, fishnet stockings and a plunging neckline...he ran away screaming like a little girl. Needless to say...he hurt my feelings ๐Ÿ˜“
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She was way too fabulous, I was jealous
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Jealous at first.. turned to stalking.. sad part. She stalking other ppl ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿคฏ
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He said I needed to be 35 or under :(
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Fibber.. likes to make outrageous lies
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Called me names, was sooo mean ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Cries too much..
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Made me cry.. ran off with a young chick ๐Ÿ˜”
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    As she runs off with other guys
    ๐Ÿคฏ
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited May 2020
    lx1x wrote: ยป
    As she runs off with other guys
    ๐Ÿคฏ

    Smh liessss :D
    Sold my jewelry to buy his young mistress a car :(
  • s1im62
    s1im62 Posts: 32,463 Member
    edited May 2020
    She got the wrong idea when I said I was selling her jewelry to give to Charity. That being my young mistress, named Charity.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    You mean Charity wasn't the leggy, blonde 24 yr old Victoria Secret model that I caught you with, who now drives a new black Lamborghini?
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I ran off with Charity. What can I say? Her car was nicer. ๐Ÿ˜
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She liked her women like she liked her cars...fast. Iโ€™m more laid back and easy...



    Going!!



    Easygoing, you dirty minded people!!
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    edited May 2020
    She be crazy as my daughter.. one is enough ...don't need more grey hair
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Liked his women without grey hair.. once my hair went grey and I lost my teeth he traded me in.. :(
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    I ran off with the daughter instead. She completes me. ๐Ÿ˜˜
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Never together to begin with.. used me to get to the daughter
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I got a Cat instead ๐Ÿฅฐ
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited May 2020
    My dog ate her Cat :(
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    *kitten* what the *kitten*? ๐Ÿ˜ 

    She brought out my *kitten* anger
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    It was an accident.. she didn't believe me
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    *kitten* *kitten* *kitten* *kitten* *kitten*!
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    She curse a lot.. *dog* *kitten* *squirrel*
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Because Cat ๐Ÿฅฐ

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