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    • Posts: 2,090 Member
      He invited three people who all spoke in third person and repeated everything thrice. I dont even know what the hell happened
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      His Potty mouth was just too much to handle 🤬😮
    • Posts: 2,090 Member
      Extremely politically correct. Anytime we ate shrimp, she corrected the server. "We prefer the term "oceanic decapod crustaceans".
    • Posts: 32,857 Member
      Tried to make me eat shrimp. 🤢
    • Posts: 9,073 Member
      Kept writing sonnets about my feet
    • Posts: 38,332 Member
      Kept smelling his feet. 🤢
    • Posts: 2,090 Member
      edited June 2020
      Kept smelling my feet. His whiskers tickled. He hee
    • Posts: 37,259 Member
      Kept stepping on my blue suede shoes.
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      Hip thrusts at home are great! 😉
      But at church during Praise & Worship? 😬😳
    • Posts: 37,259 Member
      Hey, there's no wrong time for hip thrusts!

      And we didn't! 😁
    • Posts: 17,577 Member
      He was too busy thrusting his hips with Fab. I don’t share.
    • Posts: 38,332 Member
      Ran off with my daughter. 😬
    • Posts: 37,259 Member
      She wouldn't let me thrust with my friends 🤣🤣🤣
    • Posts: 38,332 Member
      Kept calling me a she. 😳
    • Posts: 37,259 Member
      lx1x wrote: »
      Kept calling me a she. 😳

      Well you do have long hair. 😁
    • Posts: 2,090 Member
      I cut my hair




      He said he preferred the hairy chest
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Idk 🤷‍♀️ why did we?
    • Posts: 2,090 Member
      Dont you remember that night with the kangaroo, rocket fuel, minions, and Eddie Murphy?

      She forgot everything.
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Callousedthoughts wrote: »
      Dont you remember that night with the kangaroo, rocket fuel, minions, and Eddie Murphy?

      She forgot everything.

      It's hazy 🤔 oh wait.. I do recall you and Eddie 😳
    • Posts: 2,090 Member
      Her memory was too good :|
    • Posts: 1,073 Member
      He didnt want to travel between 2 countries
    • Posts: 32,857 Member
      Always left towels everywhere.
    • Posts: 2,090 Member
      Always wore towels everywhere
    • Posts: 32,857 Member
      Only needed a washcloth
    • Posts: 2,090 Member
      Gave me a dirty dishrag for covid protection
    • Posts: 32,857 Member
      Didn't appreciate the things I did to keep him safe.
    • Posts: 2,090 Member
      Tied me to the bed, said it was for my protection.


      Then went to work
    • Posts: 17,577 Member
      Didn’t appreciate that I applied sunscreen on him from head to toe, dressed him in UV protectant clothing, mask, gloves, and then bubble wrapped him before sending him to the store for milk. I said protecting my favourite human; he said I am a crazy ex. 🤷‍♀️
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      She suffocated me with bubble wrap and dared to give me sunscreen with less than 110 SPF! 🤢🥵
    • Posts: 17,577 Member
      Wanted me to buy her the expensive hard to find sunscreen and then bathed in it!!!

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