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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    He invited three people who all spoke in third person and repeated everything thrice. I dont even know what the hell happened
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    His Potty mouth was just too much to handle 🤬😮
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Extremely politically correct. Anytime we ate shrimp, she corrected the server. "We prefer the term "oceanic decapod crustaceans".
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Tried to make me eat shrimp. 🤢
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    Kept writing sonnets about my feet
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Kept smelling his feet. 🤢
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    edited June 2020
    Kept smelling my feet. His whiskers tickled. He hee
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    Kept stepping on my blue suede shoes.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Hip thrusts at home are great! 😉
    But at church during Praise & Worship? 😬😳
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    Hey, there's no wrong time for hip thrusts!

    And we didn't! 😁
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He was too busy thrusting his hips with Fab. I don’t share.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Ran off with my daughter. 😬
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    She wouldn't let me thrust with my friends 🤣🤣🤣
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Kept calling me a she. 😳
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Kept calling me a she. 😳

    Well you do have long hair. 😁
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    I cut my hair




    He said he preferred the hairy chest
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Idk 🤷‍♀️ why did we?
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Dont you remember that night with the kangaroo, rocket fuel, minions, and Eddie Murphy?

    She forgot everything.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Callousedthoughts wrote: »
    Dont you remember that night with the kangaroo, rocket fuel, minions, and Eddie Murphy?

    She forgot everything.

    It's hazy 🤔 oh wait.. I do recall you and Eddie 😳
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Her memory was too good :|
  • 12Sarah2015
    12Sarah2015 Posts: 1,117 Member
    He didnt want to travel between 2 countries
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Always left towels everywhere.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Always wore towels everywhere
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Only needed a washcloth
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Gave me a dirty dishrag for covid protection
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Didn't appreciate the things I did to keep him safe.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Tied me to the bed, said it was for my protection.


    Then went to work
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Didn’t appreciate that I applied sunscreen on him from head to toe, dressed him in UV protectant clothing, mask, gloves, and then bubble wrapped him before sending him to the store for milk. I said protecting my favourite human; he said I am a crazy ex. 🤷‍♀️
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She suffocated me with bubble wrap and dared to give me sunscreen with less than 110 SPF! 🤢🥵
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Wanted me to buy her the expensive hard to find sunscreen and then bathed in it!!!

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