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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Because dog 🥰 :D
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Oh look.. squirrel! *Runs
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Was mean to me :'(
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    She was meaner.. left me with low self esteem.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    She was meaner.. left me with low self esteem.

    😒 lies.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Dead fish, just layed there.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Moved too much and then would complain the chains were cutting into his skin.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Didnt know when to use the prod and when to use the feather duster
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Had a weird featherduster fetish.. tired of picking feathers from.. off the couch
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I came home early to find her and some guy nekked on the couch, covered in honey and feathers 😲
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I was stupid.. Please take me back :*
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She begged forgivenes and then came home smelling of Rocket Fuel and with her neck and chest covered in hickies 😩
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    She begged forgivenes and then came home smelling of Rocket Fuel and with her neck and chest covered in hickies 😩

    It was @lx1x fault :D

    She couldn't find forgiveness :(
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She lost Forgiveness, my favourite calico *kitten*. How does one just lose a four legged family member like that? 😢
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Gone wild.. run off with PD and never returned.. ty 🤣. Been trying to get rid of pd for long time.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He just used me as bait for his daughter. Didn’t care about what I wanted. 🥺
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    She keep saying she wants something .. when I asked what.. her response.."i dont know". Turned out.. she wanted PD. 😖
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Didn’t understand the difference between want and need. Didn’t realize I needed PD not just wanted her.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Can't figure out women. So I just became monk. 😝
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He was a monk
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She didn’t enjoy my 5pm dances for others. Come back to me!!!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I found out that the dancing she was doing... Exotic 😮
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Didn’t appreciate how I paid for everything with $1 bills.
  • Ralphone
    Ralphone Posts: 1,865 Member
    Funny she didn't like how I paid everything in Penny's lol B)
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He bought my engagement ring with pennies 😧
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Gold digger..
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Grave digger 😳
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    We didn't, you can't shake me that easily :D
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She said I shook her too hard.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    She was shaken hard as a baby.. dropped couple times on her head 😬

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