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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    My girlies were suffering from Road rash😩
  • ClimbingWolf
    ClimbingWolf Posts: 298 Member
    she waxed my uni-brows
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He shaved his eyebrows off and drew them back on with a Sharpie.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    She keeps painting my face with sharpie while I sleep
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    edited May 2020
    He had a Pinocchio tattoo, but never told a lie.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    🀐

    Can't keep secrets..
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He wanted to keep me a secret.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Maxed the credit cards at Victoria's Secret.....buying socks
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Spends too much time in VS... trying on bras over his head.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    All his hats are made of tinfoil
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Underrated socks constantly - didn't appreciate they were my only alternative to an expensive boob job
  • Soon2BSuper
    Soon2BSuper Posts: 1,767 Member
    She wore the same sports bra for 15 days straight!
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Virtaul reality addict. Has his headgear on all day. Not sure what hes doing, but both his hands are out making a squeezing motion. He keeps saying "beep, beep"
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    He didn't do laundry πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
  • Soon2BSuper
    Soon2BSuper Posts: 1,767 Member
    She had too Much laundry!
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Was a nudist and didn't ever have any laundry
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    edited May 2020
    Spread my dirty laundry around town. Literally. The other day my underwear was hanging in the drugstore window.
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Suffered from nudi-phobia; I couldn't undress for days if she was around
  • Soon2BSuper
    Soon2BSuper Posts: 1,767 Member
    She was always changing in the closet.
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    He was always changing in a phone booth
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She was living in the past and thought phone booths were still a thing.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    edited May 2020
    Tried to reach me...on a pager.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Faxed me appointments for our dates. πŸ˜‘
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Old school..who still uses fax
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    lx1x wrote: Β»
    Old school..who still uses fax

    I sent at least 40 faxes today!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€­

    ...because his hair was more luscious than mine
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She was jealous of my hair and cut off chunks in the middle of the night
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She blew chunks during...oh, I cant even....
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    She don't like me 😒
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I don't like him.

    He's just my BFF.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    😳 called people terrible names .. but used acronyms so they didn't realise

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