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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I finally found out what MLFB meant and this whole time thought it was a term of endearment 😧
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Wouldnt support my membership in the Moist, Luscious, Friendly Baton-swingers Club
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Didn't understand I would only cough up membership fees for clubs where the B stands for beer, bacon, or boating

    (I also don't know what MLFB stands for other than baseball or this "MLFB stands for Maschinenlesbare Fabrikatebezeichnung (German: Machine-Readable Product Designation)" which came up on Google :D:D:D)
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    used the word 'moist' in her wedding vows. Just eww! I had to call off the wedding
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Wanted to get married
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Wouldn’t marry my fiancé
  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,022 Member
    Is a wife stealer
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He looks too much like Miley
  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,022 Member
    she doesn't look enough like miley
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He only likes minions
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She never lets me forget the time I used her favorite paper dress as kindling 😬

    👗🔥
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Was always setting fires!!!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I couldn't handle all her compliments 🔥🔥🔥😉
  • ClimbingWolf
    ClimbingWolf Posts: 298 Member
    she wanted her eggs to be sunny side down
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He only wanted to fertilise my eggs :#
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    😳

    Was gonna say we didnt but looks like have to. 😤




    🤪
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    😳

    Was gonna say we didnt but looks like have to. 😤




    🤪

    We didn't 🤗
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She broke up with me 14 times a day when she saw lx1x. One flip of his ponytail was all it took. Gone.
  • ClimbingWolf
    ClimbingWolf Posts: 298 Member
    she couldnt get over slimgirljo15 :D
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Both our hearts belonged to the same girl - one of us had to relent....
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    My heart belonged to many, many girls and she couldn’t accept just being another number.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Made me take a ticket that said 3284657, then I heard her call "Now serving number 236" :|
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Too impatient to wait his turn
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    I didnt like sloppy 3284421 s . (Yes, I did the math)
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He was a clean freak
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She was a clown freak
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Wanted me to put my red nose in inappropriate areas.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Called me Rudolph
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Wouldn't let me pull on his antlers
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Was hoping for a 12 pointer, I was more an 8

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